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So I lost my wisdom teeth finally.. They got pulled yesterday.. I got into the chair, got some general anesthesia, felt it instantly and I was out cold.. Next thing you know, I'm in the recovery room, a nurse brought me a cold Sprite, and from what I was told went a little something like this..

Nurse: Would you like a Coke or Sprite?
Me: What?
My Mom: He'll take a Sprite..
Nurse: Here you go, drink this..
Me: Wow, fantastic, you are wonderful lady..
My Mom: I'm sure she has a name, Bryan..
Me: You think I know that..

Sitting in the recovery room waiting..

Me: Insert Ronald Reagan " I am not a crook " impersonations..
My Mom: Why are you doing Ronald Reagan impersonations?
Me: No Clue..

Feliz Navida comes on over the Dr's office radio..

Me: I jump up and for some reason feel it is a good place to do the Carlton Banks dance from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air show.. If you don't know what I mean, watch the video..





The nurse comes back into the room and tells me promptly " Sir you need to sit down ".. So I sit back down onto the table and make funny faces at her as she leaves the room..

Enter the Dr...

Dr: So Bryan think your ready to fly yet?
Me: That was some good shit you gave me back there..
My Mom: Now Bryan you have to be careful walking out of here..
Me: Mom, do you really think I haven't been shitfaced or trashed enough in my life to know how to walk under these conditions..

Insert time travel back home, and I wake up in my bed.. Then I end up on SG..

My friend just sent me this email, and I forgot just how much you have to love Henry Rollins..