1. What song have you been listening to on repeat lately?
Welcome to Hell - Venom
Countess Bathory - Venom
Death of Rock N Roll - yup you guessed it, Venom
2. Do you have any upcoming tattoos?
Family coat of arms and runes
3. What’s your Hogwarts house?
Ravenclaw and my patronus is a hound. Which is awesome
4. Describe your ideal home.
Set in the mountains, buried deep in the woods, lakeside and it's got to be viking long house style. Giant fire pits in the middle for heat and smaller ones in the bedrooms. With a fully operational kitchen, a spit and oven for roasting all the delicious meats. The entertainment center has the barrels of booze(mead, beer, whiskey, tequila etc), tv, gaming consoles, blu-rays, dvd players, bluetooth speakers for the tunes. Outside is a large garden for all the good veggies and an attached green house for weed and mushroom growing. Chicken coops are definitely going to be there too. The property will be enclosed with defensive walls up to the water with an inner wall and gate by the house.
The first gate will be a half mile from the house. Next to the gate will be a ten foot tall mail box that the mail carrier has to walk into only to find a normal size mail box on a regulation height post. On the other side of the gate is the bell to ring so I know you are there. I will then use my zipline from the house walls to the gate to meet you and get you in. There will be be forest surrounding the way up and speakers lining the driveway/path to the house. Why you might ask? Because I will be riding a horse and carrying my battle axe back to my house as Thunder Horse by Dethklok plays. You guys have to walk or just drive.
Sounds like security will be an issue. Wrong!!! I will have roaming packs of wolves and grizzly bears on patrol. They will have entry and exit points for when they need to eat and/or roam. They also will have accommodations in the form of heated dens and caves for those long winter nights. Nothing says don't break in or trespass like rows of teeth and claws(that's not including the arsenal on the property(because there will be one) but whatever).
5. What’s the last meme you saved to your phone?
6. What’s your regular coffee order?
Black. Like my soul
7. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Well I'm working on the strength in real life so for this I'd say flight or mind reading.
8. What musical genres do you like?
Metal, Power metal, classic heavy, black, death, fantasy, 80's metal. Hardrock, classic rock and clitoris
9. What do you look for in a partner?
Beauty, brains, fun, funny, openminded to new things(comic con, FFM threeways or maybe that weird thing I saw on pornhub that one time etc), loyalty and the potential signing bonus of sizable boobs.
10. If you could time travel to any time period, what would it be?
To meet the people who would start my family line WAY back in the day.
Who do you want to see take this quiz?
Whoever wants to.
