Update on my weekend...
It was fantastic! Seeing my dog made me so happy, he is happy where he is (although on Thursday he will be on his way to live in Colorado with my parents, who incidentally may be looking for a forever home for him
).
My mom let me know my dad was planning on trying to find a permanant home for Zeus, which is why I flew off to Arizona for the weekend. I'm afraid it could be the last time I see him
I can't, at this point, really argue...
Am I wrong to be angry that he made that decision without asking me?
Sigh
Zeus and I had a chat before I left on Sunday, and I told him his job was to soften up grandpa, and convince him to not do that
Some other funny factoids about my weekend?
Saturday, I went out with Zeus' Aunty Min and Uncle Carl for their last weekend in Scottsdale (well hers, he is staying to finish school), met up with Poly from here and her boyfriend (both are awesome!!!!). I jumped off my no drinking wagon since it was a special occaision*, wound up at a "club" in Scottsdale
So first "clubs" aren't my gig AT ALL, all I could think was "where's the dive bar, or punk club? and who are all these kids asking to take pictures of my skeleton hand barrettes? oh wait. i think that guy saying he had glasses just like mine wa strying to hit on me? seriously?! barman, one more drink please!"
So then, we went to the gay bar.
I had a very tall gay Asian give me a dollar bill to stick in the male strippers g-string on a stage to the right of the bar.
Evidently
I did it wrong.
Aparantly the way to stuff a bill in a strippers drawers is NOT folding the bill lengthwise and using your teeth to stick the dollar bill in there.
It turns out the correct form for stuffing a strippers banana hammock is to stick half your hand in the crotch along with the bill
It was fantastic! Seeing my dog made me so happy, he is happy where he is (although on Thursday he will be on his way to live in Colorado with my parents, who incidentally may be looking for a forever home for him
).
My mom let me know my dad was planning on trying to find a permanant home for Zeus, which is why I flew off to Arizona for the weekend. I'm afraid it could be the last time I see him
I can't, at this point, really argue...
Am I wrong to be angry that he made that decision without asking me?
Sigh
Zeus and I had a chat before I left on Sunday, and I told him his job was to soften up grandpa, and convince him to not do that
Some other funny factoids about my weekend?
Saturday, I went out with Zeus' Aunty Min and Uncle Carl for their last weekend in Scottsdale (well hers, he is staying to finish school), met up with Poly from here and her boyfriend (both are awesome!!!!). I jumped off my no drinking wagon since it was a special occaision*, wound up at a "club" in Scottsdale
So first "clubs" aren't my gig AT ALL, all I could think was "where's the dive bar, or punk club? and who are all these kids asking to take pictures of my skeleton hand barrettes? oh wait. i think that guy saying he had glasses just like mine wa strying to hit on me? seriously?! barman, one more drink please!"
So then, we went to the gay bar.
I had a very tall gay Asian give me a dollar bill to stick in the male strippers g-string on a stage to the right of the bar.
Evidently
I did it wrong.
Aparantly the way to stuff a bill in a strippers drawers is NOT folding the bill lengthwise and using your teeth to stick the dollar bill in there.
It turns out the correct form for stuffing a strippers banana hammock is to stick half your hand in the crotch along with the bill
Anyway, then I woke up the next morning rearing to go and had a flat tire. Changed and put on the spare, the spare was flat 
So I called roadside assistance, got a new tire, cleaned my hungover ass up and headed back to California.
20 minutes before I got home, I got a speeding ticket.
82 in a 65.
Who doesn't drive 82 in a 65 here???!!!
Well, I guess it was better than getting a ticket for going 95 heading out of Phoenix 
And in the spirit of gay bars, and gender bending....well this song and group frequently comes to mind....
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rexall:
i'm fine with an hour... it seems these men i have met are not.
rexall:
exactly. stupid stupid men.