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Saturday Apr 10, 2004

Apr 10, 2004
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Okay, so that Honey movie should have actually only had the Honey chick in it for 10 minutes, and Missy E should have been the star, because she is awesome, and I love her so much. Ms. Elliot, if you are listening, please hire me on as your private dancer, or personal assistant, or towel girl or whatever. I wanna hang out with you and Lil Kim, driving around in your fancy cars, and dance all sexy at clubs. I'll make you all glamourous faux-fur everythings. Oh dudes, I just went to her website to look at pictures to post in here, and guess what!? She's having a contest to see who will be on her new reality show, where people compete to be dancers in her tour. This is my dream job! Except for the whole reality-show crap. Maybe she'll just hear about me, and cancel the whole show. They'll just have a special 2-hour show about me and her, we'll go shopping and have a slumber party and stuff....so great. Look at her:

She is impossibly cool.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
herbivore:
jesus god i hope she hires you, you'll be able to get her to stop wearing real furs.

i think impure thoughts when i think of missy e. i'm sorry. she's just so hot.
Apr 14, 2004
chuck5317:
ehhh... she's okay, but she's got nothing on you sweetie.
Apr 15, 2004

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