So I figured when I wasn't hungover anymore I would actually write some funny stories about my weekend besides just "beer bad" but then I got lazy and didn't care any more.
Saw a guy I dated in high school. Told him he was in my chair. More about that. He looked so different. Everyone kept telling me I looked "exactly the same". I'd like to think I don't look 17. Also saw some cool people from craigslist (one of whom just got past the first part of her SG app!). Unfortunately I don't write about real things in this journal like I did two years ago. Too many people I know are on the site now and while there aren't secrets it just feels weird. But I will share a litte of an IM conversation I had with a friend the next day that I found funny:
me: I'm so terrified I said some stupid offensive drunk shit to somebody last night since I don't remember all of it!
FRIEND: hahaha no you were funny! especially when you were having a conversation with that weirdo m!
me: Not w?
me: I don't remember who m was!
FRIEND: he was the one who you had the conversation about "suzanne" with!!!!!
me: I don't know who "suzanne" is! Oh man I forgot more than I realized!
FRIEND: hahahahaha!!!!!
FRIEND: this kid was calling you suzanne for some reason, and you told him that in fact his name is suzanne! it was funny
me: Oh I remember that now!
me: In the hallway.
me: But barely.
FRIEND: no it was in the living room!
me: Oh man I need to see that guy again so I can call him suzanne.
FRIEND: hahaha
FRIEND: he was so weird
FRIEND: he was like junior year of high school outcast guy weird
me: oh no! really - it wasn't in the hallway neer the door at the top of the stairs to the basement.
FRIEND: but he did know an awesome song that came on the ipod, and he was also very cute and i wanted to cuddle with him!
me: Actually in high school?
FRIEND: nah he was just a very weird guy like some weird high school kids, he just seemed so kid-like but also annoying like kids can be sometimes
me: My clearest memory of last night is that at one point I was waiting on the bathroom line with g and suddenly thought it was really important to talk to her (which makes no sence as a sober person) and so I said she should just come into the bathroom with me and she said "okay I'll just turn around" but she didn't turn around!
FRIEND: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
FRIEND: that is awesome!
FRIEND: i guess she was kind of drunk too
So blippitty dipp. I've been in a bit of a hole the past two days. Stupid mood swings. Stupid lots of stuff.
Have a job interview I am kind of excited/nervous about on Thursday. I want a manicure. I hate that I want a manicure. I want a floor lamp. It is reasonable that I want a floor lamp.
I want to eat everything. That is less reasonable.
I still can't keep up. How do people do it?
Saw a guy I dated in high school. Told him he was in my chair. More about that. He looked so different. Everyone kept telling me I looked "exactly the same". I'd like to think I don't look 17. Also saw some cool people from craigslist (one of whom just got past the first part of her SG app!). Unfortunately I don't write about real things in this journal like I did two years ago. Too many people I know are on the site now and while there aren't secrets it just feels weird. But I will share a litte of an IM conversation I had with a friend the next day that I found funny:
me: I'm so terrified I said some stupid offensive drunk shit to somebody last night since I don't remember all of it!
FRIEND: hahaha no you were funny! especially when you were having a conversation with that weirdo m!
me: Not w?
me: I don't remember who m was!
FRIEND: he was the one who you had the conversation about "suzanne" with!!!!!
me: I don't know who "suzanne" is! Oh man I forgot more than I realized!
FRIEND: hahahahaha!!!!!
FRIEND: this kid was calling you suzanne for some reason, and you told him that in fact his name is suzanne! it was funny
me: Oh I remember that now!
me: In the hallway.
me: But barely.
FRIEND: no it was in the living room!
me: Oh man I need to see that guy again so I can call him suzanne.
FRIEND: hahaha
FRIEND: he was so weird
FRIEND: he was like junior year of high school outcast guy weird
me: oh no! really - it wasn't in the hallway neer the door at the top of the stairs to the basement.
FRIEND: but he did know an awesome song that came on the ipod, and he was also very cute and i wanted to cuddle with him!
me: Actually in high school?
FRIEND: nah he was just a very weird guy like some weird high school kids, he just seemed so kid-like but also annoying like kids can be sometimes
me: My clearest memory of last night is that at one point I was waiting on the bathroom line with g and suddenly thought it was really important to talk to her (which makes no sence as a sober person) and so I said she should just come into the bathroom with me and she said "okay I'll just turn around" but she didn't turn around!
FRIEND: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
FRIEND: that is awesome!
FRIEND: i guess she was kind of drunk too
So blippitty dipp. I've been in a bit of a hole the past two days. Stupid mood swings. Stupid lots of stuff.
Have a job interview I am kind of excited/nervous about on Thursday. I want a manicure. I hate that I want a manicure. I want a floor lamp. It is reasonable that I want a floor lamp.
I want to eat everything. That is less reasonable.
I still can't keep up. How do people do it?
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smuffy:
how was your weekend sweetie?
diamond:
its just backwards so i can read it in the mirror. 