26 hours.
what can one do in 26 hours?
if one is 36,000 km above earth one can orbit it once.
if one is 1000 km above earth, one can orbit it 13 times.
a marathon runner can run 10 whole marathons.
charles servizio did 46,001 push ups.
jay stoker made 534 consecutive parachute jumps.
and i drove to grand rapids michigan and back to...
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what can one do in 26 hours?
if one is 36,000 km above earth one can orbit it once.
if one is 1000 km above earth, one can orbit it 13 times.
a marathon runner can run 10 whole marathons.
charles servizio did 46,001 push ups.
jay stoker made 534 consecutive parachute jumps.
and i drove to grand rapids michigan and back to...
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well, well, well...
IM BACK IN BLACK!
how are ya'll doing?
it's been a while...and why?
because im a lazy bitch.
(even too lazy to punctuate. oooh, erica,
take that!)
new york was less than fun.
my friend was not only sick
but broke--she had her wallet stolen
so i spent my days spending money
but not for me.
and i'm a selfish wench so...
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IM BACK IN BLACK!
how are ya'll doing?
it's been a while...and why?
because im a lazy bitch.
(even too lazy to punctuate. oooh, erica,
take that!)
new york was less than fun.
my friend was not only sick
but broke--she had her wallet stolen
so i spent my days spending money
but not for me.
and i'm a selfish wench so...
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howdidigethere:
i tricked you?
lilmissmorbid:
I went through and asked anyone who wanted to be on my list to lemme know and I hadnt heard from you in a few weeks so i thought you didnt want to talk anymore :/
Is everything okay? What have you been up too?
Is everything okay? What have you been up too?
so i've been a bad girl. i haven't written in this little journal of mine for like ever. don't worry. nothing exciting happened anyway.
im currently in nyc visiting a friend because she's oh-so-sick...but she'll be better. so i haven't really gotten to do the things i like to do in nyc, which is okay i guess. my cat ripped my face open again. i...
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im currently in nyc visiting a friend because she's oh-so-sick...but she'll be better. so i haven't really gotten to do the things i like to do in nyc, which is okay i guess. my cat ripped my face open again. i...
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lilmissmorbid:
Hope you had a great weekend
erica:
Where are youuuuuuu? I sent you an e-mail a few days back. We need to do something together.
OH.MY.GOD. i am sososososo sorry. i have seemed to wander off of the face of the computerized earth. soooo busy. louser journal keeper. that's why i gave up on them when i was like 10...
will post.
it will be interesting.
need time.
LOVE
me
will post.
it will be interesting.
need time.
LOVE
me
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lilmissmorbid:
Happy humpday sweetcheeks
drakonos:
"I think she fell in.."
my kitten bit my eyelid and ripped it open.
ill respond to ya'll in the morning. im too pissed and hurt to type.
ill respond to ya'll in the morning. im too pissed and hurt to type.
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666monkey:
Your kitten is actually a well trained attack cat sent by the Taliban to decimate the Infidel American population. RUN! HIDE! FLEE!!!
lilmissmorbid:
Hope your weekend was smashing
okay, so last night a tragedy occurred.
well, it didn't affect me but it still sucked...
okay, so you know how sometimes, despite the fact that you always regret ever thinking it up, you sometimes desire to see a whole bunch of your friends at once? at a restaurant? (bad idea.) well, i did that. i nonchalantly invited a good number of people, who in...
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well, it didn't affect me but it still sucked...
okay, so you know how sometimes, despite the fact that you always regret ever thinking it up, you sometimes desire to see a whole bunch of your friends at once? at a restaurant? (bad idea.) well, i did that. i nonchalantly invited a good number of people, who in...
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thefuckoffkid:
I definitely planned to return. And I await news on the "invention of biology" 
bitchiekittie:
this is the reason I don't offer to pick up lunch for coworkers anymore - someone will stiff you for tips and/or tax. one current coworker apparently refuses to tip people, but regularly eats in expensive establishments. what the hell, people - if you can afford to eat out, you can afford the extra 20% for tip plus tax.
too much salad makes me want to yak.
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goatsgotohell:
Yeah, ask Erica for the total. I ended up throwing in an extra 10 dollars on top of a 7 dollar tip and that still hadn't covered what we were short. So you better show up to my next event and bring me some Guiness. 
erica:
Well, pretty much all of them. Inclluding that icky girl at the end. Ick! Jason threw down an extra $10 and I threw down an extra $15. They pretty much gave no tip, as the bill was over $100. Shit makes me so mad!
It was very nice seeing you last night though!
It was very nice seeing you last night though!
who wants Gmail?
i have 5 invites.
i have 5 invites.
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thefuckoffkid:
Jacques Lacan makes the baby Jesus cry.
666monkey:
Still busy, busy busy... thanks for the encouragement!
i got wilco
tickets
TODAY
hooray
tickets
TODAY
hooray
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erica:
Haha.. We'll talk later. I guess I am too upset to explain myself via the internet.
But I will be going to happy hour tomorrow.
But I will be going to happy hour tomorrow.
dem_z:
I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd count stuff, only that didn't work, so I read a dull book. I used to be able to do binary to hex and back conversions in my head (that's not that hard, really!); I had to do it for work, but I'm out of practice now. I would love to be a photographer for a day if you ever come to (sunny) England! I live in Cheltenham, which is near countryside and is very nice.
I used to be able to do binary to hex and back conversions in my head (that's not that hard, really!); I had to do it for work, but I'm out of practice now. I would love to be a photographer for a day if you ever come to (sunny) England! I live in Cheltenham, which is near countryside and is very nice.have you ever thrown or given something away, convinced you'll never want or need it only ro decide the day after that you really loved it and it was just too late?
I DID THAT LAST NIGHT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i cleaned off my pirated don hertzfeldt cartoon collection from my desktop. they were taking up space and i hadn't watched them in FOR-EV-ER. well, guess what?...
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I DID THAT LAST NIGHT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i cleaned off my pirated don hertzfeldt cartoon collection from my desktop. they were taking up space and i hadn't watched them in FOR-EV-ER. well, guess what?...
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barbie666:
haha. If only I could talk to her now and tell her your good words. Heh.
"humans seem to have some sort of rewarding endorphin rush after they "punish." i.e. We like to get spanked.
"humans seem to have some sort of rewarding endorphin rush after they "punish." i.e. We like to get spanked.
killgannon:
i did that with my spawn comics when i gave up my drawing
I will miss you both too. You have been so much fun over the past few months. AND YOU HAVE TO VISIT ME. It's not an option.
My gosh, now I have to pack. I haven't done a single thing yet.