Stolen from @jxk - thank you.
· If you were someone of the opposite gender to yours, what would you do?
Oh what a question - I think it would have to start with nudity from the outset.
· What is the craziest cause why you have stopped liking someone?
Not had a crazy one - but there was one person whose attitude was just disgutsing and was not how they were like originally.
· What would be the first thing you buy if you had a million pound?
A new camera and then bank the rest with the aim of living on the interest.
· If my answer was YES to everything, what would you ask?
Please Miss, can we do that again?
· What is the strangest place where you have slept?
In an airport.
· What is the strangest place you have visited?
Japan - it was strange in a really good way.
· At what age did you notice that you can't say “parallelepiped” without pressing your lips together?
I have never said that word until now.
· Describe yourself in 5 words.
Frustrated, disappointed, alone, horny, grounded.
· What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
I have never had a dream that could remember.
· What is the strangest thing you have eaten?
I have eaten snake - which did taste like chicken.
· What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?
Successful - still waiting.
· What superpower would you like to have?
Power of invisibility.
· What is the dumbest lie you've ever told to reject someone?
Work needs me. Awful.