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Tuesday Oct 28, 2003

Oct 28, 2003
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2 car accidents in 3 days. neither one was my fault, but still... blackeyed

oh yah. and another rejection letter, only this time, it was a generic form letter, which i think is better. rejection form letters are funny. ahem! *cracks knuckles*:

Dear _______,

We would like to "personally" address the issue of your suckage. It seems to us that your level of suckage rates high on our You-Suck-O-Matic-Radar. Please make note of it and try not to suck again.

Thank you,
(stamped signature)

P.S. Enclosed is a subscription form to our magazine which you sucked too much to get published in. Please buy it and maybe you won't suck anymore, but we highly doubt it.

***

Yeah...if I ever become an editor of my OWN literary magazine, that's what my rejection letter will say.
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tailspin:
Not too far off from some rejection letters I've seen.

*sulk*

Hang in there. We all get the big blow off from editors at times. Just don't take it personally, and keep plugging away.

smile
Oct 30, 2003
stgeorge:
A week to go until the 5th November. Bonfire Night, Guy Fawkes trying to burn down Parliament.

Although fireworks seem to be used all year around these days.
Oct 30, 2003

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