beroccaboy

SNAP!

i used to have a girlfriend that was hyperactive. every night of the week she wanted to go out until 1 or 2 in the morning, then when we got home she wanted to prepare for work the next day, ironing washing etc, then when she was finished she wanted a full performance in bed. well i couldn't believe my luck for the first few months. i was much younger then. i was like a kid in a candy store. after a while though i started to realise that i was in over my head. my diet was berroca. i used to sleep in the car during my lunch breaks. when i had meetings with clients and they would invite me to lunch i would lie and say i had to go to the bank or something. if i was lucky i'd get a little nap in for afternoon tea also.

anyhow, i am sure i was keeping roche in business and my friends called me beroccaboy. needless to say the relationship didn't last, we are still good friends though. hahah. that was a long time ago, but i kept the name.

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