Thursday night.Basement party.fully loaded! we got snacks and supplies.all set to get up at 7am and make that trip to North carolina for the first show.Then straight to Tenn. for ska weekend..
"we wanna Rock! Rock!!"
No problems so far..stopped for sheetz! look how happy he is!! we love sheetz!<3
I was having soo much fun rockin out to 80s rock mixes,looking at farms. and watcing Halil bounce around the car like a crack head..
..why are we stopping here... oh yeah Rocco must be taking over for Matt again....
Nopeeee
this is where the van broke down.in bumblefuck Virginia after about 7 or 8 hours after leaving NJ.and fire crotch and his grandfather fupa came and towed us away.. unfortunetly i didnt get any pictures of this.. Fire crotch wouldnt stop staring at me so i was afraid to take any pics. Shannon wanted to give him a mustache ride in the worst way and make lots of beautiful red headed babies..
so Cliff and Matt go with Fupa. Jeff and Rocco go with Fire crotch. and me,halil,shannon, Scott and Doug folllow.
we get to an intersection the trucks both go oppostie ways..??
confused as hell i Receive this text from Cliff
"i'm freakin out right now o wait nevermind for a sec i thought FUPA was gonna kidnap us
me- Cliff he is kidnapping you...
Cliff- "no he said hes taking a different route. omg this guy is weird im gonna die..tell mom i love her"
So we end up at this shady ass shop in the ghetto of Virginia. Fupa tells Cliff about this Van thats for sale at some church. It should be a good van. the church hasnt used it in a month but its well kept and doesnt have alot of mileage on it. So Cliff and Rocco and Matt go to check out this van.
the rest of us decide to go get some beer and drink it the old van since we really had no other choice..then we heard gun shots =/
Me and Shannon being totally gay on gay street
as we're walking back we see "crips" spray painted in blue on the side of the auto shop..
Then the boys return back with this...
so a few hours and $1200 later we decide to just drive straight to tenn at 1am.. so we stop at the Waffle house first. get some food. then hit the road again...
Es a gooood Van. .. Noo cliff what could go wrong!!?? come on now
i fall asleep.wake up 45 mins later.. Then new van is broken down on the side of the road. and cops are standing next to the car telling us we reek of alcohol.. we get to the days inn. i pouring out. and this red neck cop is giving Halil a breathalizer. Halil wasnt even driving...
Halil- "just out of curiosity what did i blow??"
Cop- "its raining out... It wont read"
hahah wtf<br>so basically we took a $1200 cab ride to the waffle house
next morning. Half of us go home. half of us stay untill Jeff can drive back and come get us. Poor jeff Thank you Jeff! I had to split up with halicious <br>
..and heres where Matt Schart-ed..running to the bathroom..
hahah noooo! im just kidding.. thats only chocolate i swear... The bears..they can smell the menstruation.
next morning.. ok lets try to see if we can get St clifford to work one last time just for the hell of it
Nope..nice try though...
so its Jeff to the rescue... and Rocco has a huge bonner.. hes loving his life right now. The bands new name is going to be "the snake,the cat, and the four tad poles" Matt doesnt want to put his mouth on that. It was alll Rocco's fault that the van broke down in the first place. and we're all going to have to try the toilet bowl first chance we get
"we wanna Rock! Rock!!"
No problems so far..stopped for sheetz! look how happy he is!! we love sheetz!<3
I was having soo much fun rockin out to 80s rock mixes,looking at farms. and watcing Halil bounce around the car like a crack head..
..why are we stopping here... oh yeah Rocco must be taking over for Matt again....
Nopeeee
this is where the van broke down.in bumblefuck Virginia after about 7 or 8 hours after leaving NJ.and fire crotch and his grandfather fupa came and towed us away.. unfortunetly i didnt get any pictures of this.. Fire crotch wouldnt stop staring at me so i was afraid to take any pics. Shannon wanted to give him a mustache ride in the worst way and make lots of beautiful red headed babies..
so Cliff and Matt go with Fupa. Jeff and Rocco go with Fire crotch. and me,halil,shannon, Scott and Doug folllow.
we get to an intersection the trucks both go oppostie ways..??
confused as hell i Receive this text from Cliff
"i'm freakin out right now o wait nevermind for a sec i thought FUPA was gonna kidnap us
me- Cliff he is kidnapping you...
Cliff- "no he said hes taking a different route. omg this guy is weird im gonna die..tell mom i love her"
So we end up at this shady ass shop in the ghetto of Virginia. Fupa tells Cliff about this Van thats for sale at some church. It should be a good van. the church hasnt used it in a month but its well kept and doesnt have alot of mileage on it. So Cliff and Rocco and Matt go to check out this van.
the rest of us decide to go get some beer and drink it the old van since we really had no other choice..then we heard gun shots =/
Me and Shannon being totally gay on gay street
as we're walking back we see "crips" spray painted in blue on the side of the auto shop..
Then the boys return back with this...
so a few hours and $1200 later we decide to just drive straight to tenn at 1am.. so we stop at the Waffle house first. get some food. then hit the road again...
Es a gooood Van. .. Noo cliff what could go wrong!!?? come on now
i fall asleep.wake up 45 mins later.. Then new van is broken down on the side of the road. and cops are standing next to the car telling us we reek of alcohol.. we get to the days inn. i pouring out. and this red neck cop is giving Halil a breathalizer. Halil wasnt even driving...
Halil- "just out of curiosity what did i blow??"
Cop- "its raining out... It wont read"
hahah wtf<br>so basically we took a $1200 cab ride to the waffle house
next morning. Half of us go home. half of us stay untill Jeff can drive back and come get us. Poor jeff Thank you Jeff! I had to split up with halicious <br>
..and heres where Matt Schart-ed..running to the bathroom..
hahah noooo! im just kidding.. thats only chocolate i swear... The bears..they can smell the menstruation.
next morning.. ok lets try to see if we can get St clifford to work one last time just for the hell of it
Nope..nice try though...
so its Jeff to the rescue... and Rocco has a huge bonner.. hes loving his life right now. The bands new name is going to be "the snake,the cat, and the four tad poles" Matt doesnt want to put his mouth on that. It was alll Rocco's fault that the van broke down in the first place. and we're all going to have to try the toilet bowl first chance we get
You get prettier and prettier ever time I see you.
So I take it you didnt make it to any of the shows, that sucks.