As promised this is the rant that I wrote while we werer traveling.
This trip has been pretty awesome thus far. The flights have been perfect with no one getting bumped at all. The only time I didn't make a flight was when I showed up to the airport too late. That was when I left out of Orange County going into Houston. I had slept only like 2hrs and was tired as hell and ended up getting up too late to miss the flight I was looking to catch. No matter though, the next flight I made it no problem. Didn't make business first, but made the flight regardless. It turned out to be full but with my rockin pass class I was confirmed rather early.
Once at Houston I went straight to the hotel where Noir and Sin were already. They made early morning flights and got there around 9am. Noir called around to all the hotels in the area that had shuttles going to IAH and none of them would let them check in that early. I think that's pretty gay how hotels will do that. I mean there's like 300 rooms laying idle and it really doesn't matter if someone stays another hour er three in em. But probably they just have to enter it in the computer and the software won't let them book folks in until after so many hours. Gay indeed.
Luckily. They had spactacular cookies. Noir couldn't eat them, but swore that they were utterly delicious. Perhaps it was kindo like on City Slickers where Curly was telling the story about how he saw that one girl who was super hot and Billy Crystals character was like "What and you didn't do anything? You just left? You guys could have had something special." and Curley was like "We already do." Maybe that was kindo the same thing. Even though she couldn't 'have' the cookies, she and the cookies really had some thing special anyway. Who knows. Noir is weird.
Once I got to the hotel I went into the courtyard and said hi to them and my mom called asking if we needed visas and I told her that me and Noir did need some but Sin already had hers. My mom said that she needed our passports so we went to the hotel room and had hot kinky circus sex. I mean wait. No we never did any of that. Actually what we did do was while Noir was in having a poo I jumped up and ran to her and gave her a HUUUUUUUGE hug! A hug that was four years in the making. A hug that had four years of hugs built into it. That was a moment I don't think I'll ever forget. I sure hope I don't anyway. After a few minutes Noir came out and Sin went somewhere, I think maybe to have a smoke. Or maybe to pee, I don't remember. Anyway something remarkably similar happened with Noir although it was about a years worth of built up hugs coming out in a single hug.
Our flight over to Tokyo was 13 hours and 45 minutes. Pretty fuckin long. Not only did we get seated together but we had a whole row to ourself. Bonus. Noir ran over and grabbed the window seat and held onto it like a baby frog holding onto its mom. I took it over a few times when she'd leave for the bathroom, but of course I have to pee every 10 minutes so she'd take it right back. Sin never took the window seat. Not sure if she just wasn't worried about it or if she was just being nice. She's like that. She's one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet, guarenteed.
Oh, and dude. Noir put her ear buds in with chop sticks. Fuckin' skills I tell ya.
Shortly after that we had all pillowcase hats hour. We have some pictures of that.
When we got to Tokyo ... Um. Yea. It was just utter fuckin pandemoneum everywhere we looked. However. Everywhere we look there's Japanese chicks
Noir says it was like running around in circles above a pot of boiling satans ballsack sweat while being chased around by someone with a gargantuan hair dryer. Yea, spose that bout sums it up. Except with more chaos and mayhem. And that was the slow less used airport.
All of the hotels nearby were sold out and we had just 3hrs to decide if we were going to go ahead and keep moving and try to get onto the Sunday flight into Cairs or if we were going to stay in Tokyo for the weekend and take the Thursday flight. All of us tired as hell, totally confused and unable to talk to anyone at all since not a one of us speaks more than 4 words of Japanese (sadly the words 'hello' 'boobs' 'penis' 'abnormally large male orgasm (that's just one word in japanese)' 'goodbye' and 'thank you' didn't provide very helpful), we decided that we should probably just keep rollin on and do a bit more research on Japan and properly do Tokyo on the return. We probably won't have as much of a time table on the return so if we miss a flight it won't have the same affect as it did then. One thing was clear though. Tokyo is pretty cool. Once we got into the hotel in Guam and got all rested up and wasn't feeling like total shit I was like "Damn dude, I wanna go back to Tokyo." We'll have to spend two er three nights there and take the subway downtown. It was really funny talking to people and they're like ".....................ohsikinohadosinachimicodo?!" and we'd stare back at them like "................por que?"
As cool as Tokyo was I enjoyed Guam a lot more. It was nice being able to plug in my phone charger and such and it wasn't an internatinal call to call U.S. Haha as sad as it seems, after 4hrs in Japan I was pretty relieved to be back in America. That's exactly how I figured I would be though. It's why that after a decade of being able to go anywhere I wanted this was the first time I really have. Sure it sounds really neat to be able to go to Japan or Italy or France or wherever just to hang out for a few hours or a day or two but in reality it pretty much sucks not being able to tell people "Sprite - no ice" or something as ridiculously simple as that. I mean, anyone can get the tools needed to travel around like James Bond but that don't really make you James Bond now does it?
This trip has been pretty awesome thus far. The flights have been perfect with no one getting bumped at all. The only time I didn't make a flight was when I showed up to the airport too late. That was when I left out of Orange County going into Houston. I had slept only like 2hrs and was tired as hell and ended up getting up too late to miss the flight I was looking to catch. No matter though, the next flight I made it no problem. Didn't make business first, but made the flight regardless. It turned out to be full but with my rockin pass class I was confirmed rather early.
Once at Houston I went straight to the hotel where Noir and Sin were already. They made early morning flights and got there around 9am. Noir called around to all the hotels in the area that had shuttles going to IAH and none of them would let them check in that early. I think that's pretty gay how hotels will do that. I mean there's like 300 rooms laying idle and it really doesn't matter if someone stays another hour er three in em. But probably they just have to enter it in the computer and the software won't let them book folks in until after so many hours. Gay indeed.
Luckily. They had spactacular cookies. Noir couldn't eat them, but swore that they were utterly delicious. Perhaps it was kindo like on City Slickers where Curly was telling the story about how he saw that one girl who was super hot and Billy Crystals character was like "What and you didn't do anything? You just left? You guys could have had something special." and Curley was like "We already do." Maybe that was kindo the same thing. Even though she couldn't 'have' the cookies, she and the cookies really had some thing special anyway. Who knows. Noir is weird.
Once I got to the hotel I went into the courtyard and said hi to them and my mom called asking if we needed visas and I told her that me and Noir did need some but Sin already had hers. My mom said that she needed our passports so we went to the hotel room and had hot kinky circus sex. I mean wait. No we never did any of that. Actually what we did do was while Noir was in having a poo I jumped up and ran to her and gave her a HUUUUUUUGE hug! A hug that was four years in the making. A hug that had four years of hugs built into it. That was a moment I don't think I'll ever forget. I sure hope I don't anyway. After a few minutes Noir came out and Sin went somewhere, I think maybe to have a smoke. Or maybe to pee, I don't remember. Anyway something remarkably similar happened with Noir although it was about a years worth of built up hugs coming out in a single hug.
Our flight over to Tokyo was 13 hours and 45 minutes. Pretty fuckin long. Not only did we get seated together but we had a whole row to ourself. Bonus. Noir ran over and grabbed the window seat and held onto it like a baby frog holding onto its mom. I took it over a few times when she'd leave for the bathroom, but of course I have to pee every 10 minutes so she'd take it right back. Sin never took the window seat. Not sure if she just wasn't worried about it or if she was just being nice. She's like that. She's one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet, guarenteed.
Oh, and dude. Noir put her ear buds in with chop sticks. Fuckin' skills I tell ya.
Shortly after that we had all pillowcase hats hour. We have some pictures of that.
When we got to Tokyo ... Um. Yea. It was just utter fuckin pandemoneum everywhere we looked. However. Everywhere we look there's Japanese chicks
Noir says it was like running around in circles above a pot of boiling satans ballsack sweat while being chased around by someone with a gargantuan hair dryer. Yea, spose that bout sums it up. Except with more chaos and mayhem. And that was the slow less used airport.All of the hotels nearby were sold out and we had just 3hrs to decide if we were going to go ahead and keep moving and try to get onto the Sunday flight into Cairs or if we were going to stay in Tokyo for the weekend and take the Thursday flight. All of us tired as hell, totally confused and unable to talk to anyone at all since not a one of us speaks more than 4 words of Japanese (sadly the words 'hello' 'boobs' 'penis' 'abnormally large male orgasm (that's just one word in japanese)' 'goodbye' and 'thank you' didn't provide very helpful), we decided that we should probably just keep rollin on and do a bit more research on Japan and properly do Tokyo on the return. We probably won't have as much of a time table on the return so if we miss a flight it won't have the same affect as it did then. One thing was clear though. Tokyo is pretty cool. Once we got into the hotel in Guam and got all rested up and wasn't feeling like total shit I was like "Damn dude, I wanna go back to Tokyo." We'll have to spend two er three nights there and take the subway downtown. It was really funny talking to people and they're like ".....................ohsikinohadosinachimicodo?!" and we'd stare back at them like "................por que?"
As cool as Tokyo was I enjoyed Guam a lot more. It was nice being able to plug in my phone charger and such and it wasn't an internatinal call to call U.S. Haha as sad as it seems, after 4hrs in Japan I was pretty relieved to be back in America. That's exactly how I figured I would be though. It's why that after a decade of being able to go anywhere I wanted this was the first time I really have. Sure it sounds really neat to be able to go to Japan or Italy or France or wherever just to hang out for a few hours or a day or two but in reality it pretty much sucks not being able to tell people "Sprite - no ice" or something as ridiculously simple as that. I mean, anyone can get the tools needed to travel around like James Bond but that don't really make you James Bond now does it?
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
MUAH<3