benni

it's still too early to sort out my jumble of a dream from last night... but i think it was kind of boring. points that stand out were ordering five pizzas as some party that my parents were at... calling the pizza place when the pizzas failed to show within an indeterminate time period... the pizzas showing up but me really having to go to the bathroom and asking my mom and dad to promise not to eat my slices before i got back... them saying they could promise nothing... bastards...

so i go looking for a bathroom... and the lower level of this house i'm in is like a mall... people roaming around and store fronts and all... i cant find a bathroom, but people are assuring me there's a bed around somewhere that people are allowed to go number one in, and it exists as a self cleaning bed.

hehe... i just spilled water all over me. whoops. anyhoo...

i find the bed and i'm lying in it, but i'm not comfortable enough to make myself piss the thing. it's a poster bed with one of those nettings that encircles it and makes this great sexy picture... but for me there, really having to pee...

god i love to pee...

so this girl comes over and pulls the canopy back. she's no one i know; she has long straight brown hair, kind of heavy, and she's wearing a suicide girls hoodie. she starts to talk to me and i can't understand what she's saying, but i assure her i have to be left alone if i'm going to do my business, so she leaves...

and i get frustrated and start looking for a bathroom again.

sooooo... how many of you have seen trainspotting? the bathroom i find looks like the worst toilet in scotland. the lights aren't working, and the thing is huuuuuuge and i'm afraid to go in there...

so then some boy wanders in and i pee all over him. but he started it. so then we're jointly looking for a shower... but then a dance class lets out and THEY need the showers, so we both just sit there reeking like urine until they're done.

official benni analysis? i need a bathroom, five pizzas, new lightbulbs for the bathroom, and some boys deserve to be peed on. case closed.


i've been so scarce here, and it's really pissing me off... i'm working like a naked little devil... work's been very slow and i'm feeling it pinch at me... but one day... *shakes fist* i will use a magical albeit irritating midget to set things right and assume my position in the "real" world, so i can spend all my time here. i just have to start fashioning those stilts...