benni

in order to successfully complete today, i require the following:

a cold compress

heinous amounts of the over the counter drug "ibuprofen"

new dancing boots

an extra seven hours in the day

a good sammich

about an hour of good ol' masturbatory fun...

minions

a franchise

and finally... a net made of magic, held in place by pixies.

box cutter defense shield?

i don't know. looks and sounds like it's going to be a long day, but not nearly long enough. anyone have any of those disposable enemas?

love on you! all over you! several times... god i miss you guys. sorry i've been away... but by god, here in masturbatory spirit!

like this guy! uncouth!