how come when you bake a pot pie in the oven it turns nuclear? i put the fucking thing in for as long as they told me to... i read the instructions and went, "hey, instructions, that's a good idea. i'm going to follow you." even let it stand for fifteen minutes... and i'm so hungry i keep trying to chow it... and burning myself. why is it so hot? that's way too hot! like being fully on fire. anyone here ever been completely engulfed in flames...? no...? way too hot...
so i slept till two thirty in the afternoon today. i think i have a sleeping disorder. or maybe i'm just turning into a creature of the night. that wouldn't be all bad. like being a pirate!
but... you know, without the evil.
but now i'm going to try to eat this effin' pie... love you guys! hehe. sorry to put you through this...
so i slept till two thirty in the afternoon today. i think i have a sleeping disorder. or maybe i'm just turning into a creature of the night. that wouldn't be all bad. like being a pirate!
but... you know, without the evil.
but now i'm going to try to eat this effin' pie... love you guys! hehe. sorry to put you through this...
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another topic - have you ever met/worked with Midori? she's atrip and a half, and has a loopy fun scense of humor like your writing
warm regards
The Meadowlands is a huge concert venue that gets all the big acts. I had a joke written about Springsteen in there, but changed it. I mean, I have never heard of anyone saying they're really happy becuase they bought a place right next to the coliseum.
Congrats on getting your set up.
And I have to say I really like that you wrote a journal entry centered around the dangers of a radioactively hot pit pie.