benni

hey my precious little chitlins! that's right. i said chitlins... i'm off to work again on what should prove to be another fun filled adventure... but because today involves some travel, i don't know if my wireless is going to be in working order... suggestions for not missing me too much include (but are not limited to) thinking profusely of me while watching the nature channel, and manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination. i urge you all to post your own ideas on how to cope with my absence, and the owner of the best one will get that tiny little iron from my monopoly game. it takes a long time to iron a shirt with that tiny little iron.

i'll do my best to get online tonight, but should i fail... you'll all be hearing about it tomorrow.

love and kisses to all my friends, and to anyone who's fooled into thinking i'm cool enough that they should read all this. (pirates need love, too.)