benjib

I hate being single. I hate being told that you wish you could meet "someone just like me." Fuck that. I'm going to set up a booth on the highway so people can just reject me and move on with their lives. It'd save everyone else a lot of time getting to and from their partner's place, and as for me, well, those repeats of...
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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all had fun with your families.

God forbid snow actually stick to the ground or anything. God, I get over a cold and now it snows.

I'm fed up with it all. I'm single and I hate it. I hate every damn minute of it. I haven't been on a date in a year, and it's getting to me. I'm a very nice person once you get to know me. I'm just shy. If you live in either Richmond or Fredericksburg Va, please respond. I'm not asking for a marriage proposal,...
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I've decided I'm going to direct a porn movie based on the old sitcom Home Improvement.

Ok, I've been in a bad mood for a few days now, but that changed when I finished the next chapter for my fan fiction and found the Electric Six concert shirt I bought back on the first. Did anyone else out there in internet land go to the show at the Black Cat in D.C. on First? It was absolutely fantastic. And I must...
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Fuck it...just fuck it all.

For the past two weeks, I have been reading Hunter S. Tomphson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas obsesively, along with listening to the following songs and albums:

Queens of The Stone Age-Little Sister
Lynyrd Skynyrd-Workin' For MCA
The Clash- Death or Glory
AC/DC-Hard as a Rock
Playboy:Jazz After Dark 2003 compilation(Both Discs)

As a Result, I have openedup my subconcious. I have also reached...
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If I see one more happy couple walking around VCU, I'm going to snap...Anyone who says being single is great is full of shit.

Went to an industrial show at the Nanci Raygun last night. Enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. I still felt incredibly awkward trying to dance, but I enjoyed myself nonetheless. I'm stll wearing the same skintight jeans I wore last night...not sure why. However, I get the feeling I will probably be going to the Raygun with some regularity.