benjib

Twenty, Bitches! One more year to go!

Thanks to everyone who left messages over the break, they were most appreciated. Now, time for some drunken stories of love my children. I must stress that none of this is made up.

Immediately after my English class, my best friend Dorothy picked me up and before too long, we were on the train, heading toward New York....
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Mutherfuckers! I am on my Spring Break!

Times Square Hilton, bitches! I'm going to be drunk in a whole new state!

This also means I'm going to be with limited access to a computer for a week, so this is my last update for a while. Leave a little love!

I just got back from the gym, and all of my muscles are screaming in horrific, unspeakable pain. I kinda like it...

I got cast in a movie! My part is incredibly small, about five minutes of a half-hour film, but it's a fun part nontheless. My whole role is, I'm a street kid in alley. I do coke, hear a noise, and get hit...
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Ok, I wanted to write a new journal entry, but I couldn't work anything from the past week into a suitable paragraph, so instead, everything that was under consideration.

-To the young man who kept attempting to make out with me Saturday: I am stoned, eating animal crackers. You take a back seat to food, sir. Besides, I made out with you three times Friday...
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Ok...now it's offical. The crush was in fact NOT reciprocated.

Oh well...only thing worse than being single is being in a relationship. At least she was honest about everything...unlike the last crush of mine. But we don't talk about that.

Well...time to do some drinking. Peace, my fellows.

It is official...the other shoe has officially dropped. And my bank can go fornicate it self on something large and spikey. I hope it hurts.

Shit is finally looking up...And now begins the wait for the other shoe to drop... Just call me cautiously optimistic.

So I just returned to VCU for another semester, and the first thing I'm told is that there are mice living in my room. Mice that like to scratch right next to my bed at around three A.M. If that wasn't enough, we're getting hot water in the sink, but not in the shower. My roommate and I have declared war on our new roommates....
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I hate being single. I hate being told that you wish you could meet "someone just like me." Fuck that. I'm going to set up a booth on the highway so people can just reject me and move on with their lives. It'd save everyone else a lot of time getting to and from their partner's place, and as for me, well, those repeats of...
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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all had fun with your families.

God forbid snow actually stick to the ground or anything. God, I get over a cold and now it snows.

I'm fed up with it all. I'm single and I hate it. I hate every damn minute of it. I haven't been on a date in a year, and it's getting to me. I'm a very nice person once you get to know me. I'm just shy. If you live in either Richmond or Fredericksburg Va, please respond. I'm not asking for a marriage proposal,...
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