benjib

So...um....yea.

Someone just bought me a gift account? I guess, either that or someone is trying to steal my identity and they chose a roundabout way to do it. So, thanks, whoever the hell you are.

Jesus christ, is that a picture of me? I can't believe I thought that looked good. although, maybe the saddest part is so little has changed. Just got rid...
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Well, the rising cost of college forces me to cut one more thing out of my life. I'm cancelling my account, sadly. Hopefully, I'll be able to reactivate at a later date, however, the future remains to be seen. You have my AIM and yahoo names, so feel free to keep in touch with me,

Peace.

I no longer have any idea what I'm doing here, and I couldn't be more bored if I tried.

The very idea sickens me.

Life is a series of learning expierences.

For example, I learned this weekend that, when I mix Southern Comfort and marijuana, I lose control of all muscle function and black out frquently.

This will probably not keep me from doing it, but now I know at least.

And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe

I need a job. So, for those of you living around the Fredericksburg area, I am now performing services for money. I am an ordained minister, I can sing most of "Night Moves," and I rarely turn state's evidence. I am desperate for money. I need bourbon and clove cigarettes.


No weirdos.

An Open Letter to my neighbor:

How long did it take you to attain the particular level of douche that you seem so proud to display to the neigborhood?

I mow the lawn every other week, and I usually avoid work like the plague, so I know simple lawncare is not some sort of fucking arduous task. It takes maybe a half-hour, possibly a full...
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I'm losing my damn mind....

Alright, I haven't updated in a while, but there's a good reason for that, and every college student knows what I mean...finals. I pased my English portfolio, which is great news, because now I can take an Enlgish class that might actually be challenging. God forbid. I also signed up for my fall clases (French 101, Contempoary Lit, History 101, and Stagecraft) and met...
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If anyone knows what I did last night, would you please tell me? I don't remember much except pissing on a car around twelve. I think cheese fries were involved. Other than that...blank slate.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.-Tyler Durden

I'm high as hell right now.
My head is not staying still on my neck.

I have bad cottonmouth right now. fuck! water. Water would be awesome right now. I can drink warm water, but really cold water is fucking great. It shocks you for a second.My fingers are floating right now.

I hate New Found Glory. A lot.

Not much happening.

My best friend turned twenty-one, so we celebrated by going to a random party near campus and getting completely shitfaced. I'd love to tell some more drunken stories, but to do that, I'd have to remember the night. All I can recall right now is that at one point I was standing on the arm of a couch attempting to sing "Baba...
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