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So Maxim's Hot 100 came out and It's time for Bender's anunal when he gets and round to buying it and then posting a new blog with bits of the list.

I start with the fact that I'm a little mad they didn't have it as a separt magazine this year, it starts from the back cover and #1 is after some of the adds and crap at the end of the mag.

#98 Camilla Belle, was in 10,000BC
#94 Alessandra Torresani, Caprica switching back and forth with the toaster body
93 threw into the 70 was making me feel old and unhip as I didn't know anyone
#74 Laura Vandervoort, the daughter in V I like how within two years or so Morena Baccain went from tv daughter to tv mother.
#69 Emma Watson, Her little note says 'cutest witch ever' willow from buffy anyone
#68 Anna Paquin, oscar winner
#65 Elisha Cuthbert,
#64 Miley Cyrus, remember back in the day when britney, jessica christina the x disney crew was always in the maxim hot 100, yeah generation next.
#59 Grace Park, good old boomer, Hawaii 5-0
#58 Christina Aguilera, oh
#56 Christina Hendricks, no question why she's here.
#54 Vanessa Hudgens, liked her in sucker punch
#44 Anna Faris, bit of a list surviver
#40 Hilary Duff, can't get enough of that wonderful Duff
#38 Lindsay Lohan, meh
#37 Zoe Saldana, I keep meaning to rent 'the losers' I admit not entirely for her, seen star trek with her
#35 Kim Kardashian, seem to sell a lot of supermarket tabloids
#34 Avril Lavigne, I like that she got the option to have her shoe label say something and went with 'fuck'
#30 Amanda Bynes
#27 Michelle Trachenberg, I felt a little sad when I saw her in 'cop out' finaly grown up.
#26 Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge; wife of the future King William V. Maxim's going upscale.
#25 Britney Spears, really?
#21 Jessica Marie Alba, this years ONLY Jessica
#19 Anna Kournikova, the woman that made tennis sexy
#15 Olivia Wilde, they couldn't have swapped her and Kaley Cuoco's spots?
#14 Scarlett Johansson
#13 Kaley Cuoco, sorry spoiled it.
#9 Cobie Smulders, got 9th how?
#8 Natalie Portman, great picture of her by the way, apparently she didn't get flat out drunk until she went to college. She went to Harvard, a year ahead of one of my ex room mates.
#7 Anne Hathaway, bit of a cleavagely vampire kinda picture but not bad either. Apparently the next cat woman.
#5 Mila Kunis
#4 Cameron Diaz, you still remember her first scene in 'the mask' too don't you?
#3 Katy Perry, Kimberly Kane plays her in a porn spoof there's a youtube of it in the adult film group (or so I hear)
#2 Olivia Munn
#1 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, took me the most looks to spell her name correctly, apparently a victoria secret girl.


I'm surprised Eliza Dushku and Jessica Biel weren't on the list, and Felicity Day. Other? Alaina Huffman? Christina Hendricks got in because of her knockers so why not Julia Benson? Trica Heflner? Adrianna Lima? Kari Byron? A Suicide Girl. (I'm not going to pick one they're are many threads for that) I've hear tell that they have photographed some SG's so maybe next year. And hey Steampunk Kato is pretty cute?

So any thoughts? rebutals?