So I noticed that Askmen.com did a top 99 women of 2009. So I had a brouse threw:
I bunch of people were on the list for the first time but getting down to the lower numbers
Olga Kurylenko #30 go bond girl
Kiera Knightly #29
Mila Kunis #27 hottest voice actress on yet another list
Adriana Lima #19 catalogs of nearly naked women delivered free to your door, god bless the free world
Jessica Biel #16
My goddess Jessica Marie Alba #15 the hottest jessica on the list
Heidi Klum #11
and I have no idea how she won but #1 Eva mendes. I mean would you really pass up a chance to do what ever with any of the prevous 7 women for Eva Mendes? and oh yeah the 91 others I didn't list in this blog.
On the God topic
Some numbers related comments:
In Leviticus 15:19,20 "When a woman has a discharge of blood, her impurity shall last for seven days;"
leviticus 15:29,30 "On the eight day she shall obtain two turtle doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the ... tent of the presence. The priest shall deal with one as a sin-offering and with the other as a whole-offering" Rather a gruesome death for both birds. Where the numbers start to come in is when you flip back to Exodus 12:37 which says there are 600,000 men plus many dependants leaving egypt, lets go with 500,000 menstration age women.
At 2 birds per women, per month that's 12 million birds per year. And they seam to have to be live birds when they get turned over to the priests. I would have to guess at how hard it is to catch live pigeons in the wild, using tools ca. 1600 BC. If it was your job you would likely figure out the tricks to doing it. Maybe you could catch one every 15 minutes if you worked from dawn to dusk, average out to 12 hours a day. Doing all your labours in 6 days. You would come up with 14,976 birds a year, and have 801(.282) co-workers in the bird collecting department. Just sort ouf the offering to god for womens periods. The fact that it's 2 birds any time a man "has a emission of seman" Leviticus 15:32,33 would employ a good number more bird catchers.
Back to those one million birds per month. The tent of the presense is described as being 100 cubits X 50 cubits X 5 cubits (about 45m x 23m x 2.25m) or having a volume of 2278 cubic meters. Wiki didn't have much info on sizes of pigeons so again I'm guessing here but here goes 10cm by 10cm by 10 cm. Yes it is hard thinking of box shaped pigeons, makes 0.001 cubic meters per bird, 1000 birds to the cubic meter, a million birds to 1000 cubic meters. So it turns out even though some of the bird is being burnt, (reducing its volume) the tent would fill completely just with birds sacrificed for bleeding gashes with in a few months.
I bunch of people were on the list for the first time but getting down to the lower numbers
Olga Kurylenko #30 go bond girl
Kiera Knightly #29
Mila Kunis #27 hottest voice actress on yet another list
Adriana Lima #19 catalogs of nearly naked women delivered free to your door, god bless the free world
Jessica Biel #16
My goddess Jessica Marie Alba #15 the hottest jessica on the list
Heidi Klum #11
and I have no idea how she won but #1 Eva mendes. I mean would you really pass up a chance to do what ever with any of the prevous 7 women for Eva Mendes? and oh yeah the 91 others I didn't list in this blog.
On the God topic
Some numbers related comments:
In Leviticus 15:19,20 "When a woman has a discharge of blood, her impurity shall last for seven days;"
leviticus 15:29,30 "On the eight day she shall obtain two turtle doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the ... tent of the presence. The priest shall deal with one as a sin-offering and with the other as a whole-offering" Rather a gruesome death for both birds. Where the numbers start to come in is when you flip back to Exodus 12:37 which says there are 600,000 men plus many dependants leaving egypt, lets go with 500,000 menstration age women.
At 2 birds per women, per month that's 12 million birds per year. And they seam to have to be live birds when they get turned over to the priests. I would have to guess at how hard it is to catch live pigeons in the wild, using tools ca. 1600 BC. If it was your job you would likely figure out the tricks to doing it. Maybe you could catch one every 15 minutes if you worked from dawn to dusk, average out to 12 hours a day. Doing all your labours in 6 days. You would come up with 14,976 birds a year, and have 801(.282) co-workers in the bird collecting department. Just sort ouf the offering to god for womens periods. The fact that it's 2 birds any time a man "has a emission of seman" Leviticus 15:32,33 would employ a good number more bird catchers.
Back to those one million birds per month. The tent of the presense is described as being 100 cubits X 50 cubits X 5 cubits (about 45m x 23m x 2.25m) or having a volume of 2278 cubic meters. Wiki didn't have much info on sizes of pigeons so again I'm guessing here but here goes 10cm by 10cm by 10 cm. Yes it is hard thinking of box shaped pigeons, makes 0.001 cubic meters per bird, 1000 birds to the cubic meter, a million birds to 1000 cubic meters. So it turns out even though some of the bird is being burnt, (reducing its volume) the tent would fill completely just with birds sacrificed for bleeding gashes with in a few months.
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malloreigh:
no, studying abroad doesn't go against my lifestyle choices. air travel does. but i'm okay with it.
malloreigh:
naw, air travel goes against my lifestyle choices because it consumes a tonne of fossil fuels... HUGE environmental impact. bleh!