ryan is playing with a micrometer in the office, measuring the thickness of random office stuff.
Quote/ exchange of the moment:
Dave: Hey Ryan now you can finaly measure your cock
Dave 2: He'd need one that measures in thousands
Me: it does
Ryan: Yeah thousands of a .... kilometer
Dave: and how long is that again ryan?
Ryan: Ah meter
Me: Hey you could bang your wife from outside the room
Ryan: That would take all the blood in your body to get hard. That would suck. Don't take your clothes off Baby, I'll pass out.
Sarah the waitress update: She still works at the pub, feels it will take 6 more months for her hair to grow out to a convient lenght. and she has cut her foot somehow. The back patio seams to be getting to cold for the waitresses now.
Quote/ exchange of the moment:
Dave: Hey Ryan now you can finaly measure your cock
Dave 2: He'd need one that measures in thousands
Me: it does
Ryan: Yeah thousands of a .... kilometer
Dave: and how long is that again ryan?
Ryan: Ah meter
Me: Hey you could bang your wife from outside the room
Ryan: That would take all the blood in your body to get hard. That would suck. Don't take your clothes off Baby, I'll pass out.
Sarah the waitress update: She still works at the pub, feels it will take 6 more months for her hair to grow out to a convient lenght. and she has cut her foot somehow. The back patio seams to be getting to cold for the waitresses now.
scotty:
I'm sure it will! And there will be a huge arrangment of pics, I'm sure!