More vegan bashing at my moms house. I find this funny and odd at the same time. She often drinks non-dairy milk and has vegeterian friends and family, any time they come over for dinner she throws tofu on the bbq and the eat the same salad and vegatables as everyone else. Aparently veygahns have to spend hours every day making there own food as there isn't anything pre made for sale in stores, and oddly even with out meat or milk and with the advent of refridgerators, their food doesn't keep, until say tomorrows dinner. I guess it serves them right for sacking Rome back in 353 AD. damn veygahns.
I bought maxim's hot 100, 2008 the other day. I keep meaning to buy it every year but I keep missing.
Find the list yourself if your after it but here are a few girls off it. In broken order.
97) Olivia Wilde, DR. House's bisexual co-worker I'll also say the pictures of the girls with higher numbers are fucking tiny, I can cover #98 with a joint and a half of my thumb.
95) Zooey Deschanel
91) Danica Patrick, the fastest girl on the list.
86) Ashley Scott, doesn't look like ashley scott in her picture, or beautiful
81) Mila Kunis, making her the hottest voice actress on earth
77)Alicia Keys, terrible picture
62) Kat Von D, yeah tattoo pride
58) Rebecca Romijn, I think she was on maxims hot 50 back in 99 or 97 before they went to 100
49) Nelly Furtado, langford WOOOOOOO
41)Nadine Velazquez, hottie from my name is Earl
38) Eliza Dushku, soon to be kicking ass and forgetting things on TV for the third time.
34) My goddess Jessica Marie Alba, being very pregnant at the moment may have hurt her on this list. but I would have minded being between Fergie and Heidi Klum.
29) Shannon Elizabeth, looking like a properly feed Mischa Barton
22) Mischa Barton
20) Jennifer love Hewitt, anyone remember in army of darkness when bruce campbell gets his face sucked into the fake book of the dead?
19) Britney Spears, made it some how.
14) Avril Lavigne, Thanks to ex-co-worker derek I'll always remember her for having lost her virginity at 13 in a tree house, or so his friend who went to school with her says.
13) Hayden Panettiere, has an overcontroling mom who gets to relive her lost hollywood youth. More interestingly she licks things, like the Stanley Cup
12) Vanessa Hudgens, oh oh I've seen her naked.
6) Elisha Cuthbert, Great pose great black and white photo.
5) Sarah Michelle Gellar, wow buffy did wonders for her.
4) Eva Longoria Parker, why do people find her good looking?
3) Jessica Biel
Thank satan or who ever is in charge of them they didn't make it:
Janet Jackson
Paris Hilton
what ever her partner in crimes name is
Why didn't they make it?:
Keira Knightly
Gwen Stefani (OK maybe its the pregancy)
Adriana Lima
Tricia Helfner, when she's not making out of kicking ass she's frequently naked
Katie Cassidy, hottest demon out there
Yvonne Strahovski, hottest TV: CIA agent, girlfriend, and fast food worker.
The Future:
The women on the list are models, actresses, TV stars, and one race car driver. I wonder when an SG is going to end up on it. As you've been on TV, movies, music videos and your all models, your stars of the internet, hosted gammer reviews. So when is say Lin Logan or Erin Keegan going to be in maxims hot 100?
I bought maxim's hot 100, 2008 the other day. I keep meaning to buy it every year but I keep missing.
Find the list yourself if your after it but here are a few girls off it. In broken order.
97) Olivia Wilde, DR. House's bisexual co-worker I'll also say the pictures of the girls with higher numbers are fucking tiny, I can cover #98 with a joint and a half of my thumb.
95) Zooey Deschanel
91) Danica Patrick, the fastest girl on the list.
86) Ashley Scott, doesn't look like ashley scott in her picture, or beautiful
81) Mila Kunis, making her the hottest voice actress on earth
77)Alicia Keys, terrible picture
62) Kat Von D, yeah tattoo pride
58) Rebecca Romijn, I think she was on maxims hot 50 back in 99 or 97 before they went to 100
49) Nelly Furtado, langford WOOOOOOO
41)Nadine Velazquez, hottie from my name is Earl
38) Eliza Dushku, soon to be kicking ass and forgetting things on TV for the third time.
34) My goddess Jessica Marie Alba, being very pregnant at the moment may have hurt her on this list. but I would have minded being between Fergie and Heidi Klum.
29) Shannon Elizabeth, looking like a properly feed Mischa Barton
22) Mischa Barton
20) Jennifer love Hewitt, anyone remember in army of darkness when bruce campbell gets his face sucked into the fake book of the dead?
19) Britney Spears, made it some how.
14) Avril Lavigne, Thanks to ex-co-worker derek I'll always remember her for having lost her virginity at 13 in a tree house, or so his friend who went to school with her says.
13) Hayden Panettiere, has an overcontroling mom who gets to relive her lost hollywood youth. More interestingly she licks things, like the Stanley Cup
12) Vanessa Hudgens, oh oh I've seen her naked.
6) Elisha Cuthbert, Great pose great black and white photo.
5) Sarah Michelle Gellar, wow buffy did wonders for her.
4) Eva Longoria Parker, why do people find her good looking?
3) Jessica Biel
Thank satan or who ever is in charge of them they didn't make it:
Janet Jackson
Paris Hilton
what ever her partner in crimes name is
Why didn't they make it?:
Keira Knightly
Gwen Stefani (OK maybe its the pregancy)
Adriana Lima
Tricia Helfner, when she's not making out of kicking ass she's frequently naked
Katie Cassidy, hottest demon out there
Yvonne Strahovski, hottest TV: CIA agent, girlfriend, and fast food worker.
The Future:
The women on the list are models, actresses, TV stars, and one race car driver. I wonder when an SG is going to end up on it. As you've been on TV, movies, music videos and your all models, your stars of the internet, hosted gammer reviews. So when is say Lin Logan or Erin Keegan going to be in maxims hot 100?
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malloreigh:
holy shit! $500? let's just hold up a future shop. with guns.
druggist:
ew, i saw the hot 100 on vh1, and how the hell did britney stay on the list? and the number one isnt hot... she looks like every other thin model blonde girl on there... nothing special, what a shame...