HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC!
Wow I haven't been here in a really long time! There is a LOT going on. I miss everyone though. Have you all forgotten about me?
Tuesday was my birthday...somebody post me a happy belated? Ok I know it is obnoxious and pathetic but umm well, what can I say? I just plain old want some birthday cheer so I'm asking for it and that's...
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Tuesday was my birthday...somebody post me a happy belated? Ok I know it is obnoxious and pathetic but umm well, what can I say? I just plain old want some birthday cheer so I'm asking for it and that's...
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bup:
Can I give you a birthday spanking?
nalar:
Happy Birthday. Come to Necto this Monday imo. Liadan will have plenty of spankings ready for you. 
Hey everybody, how yall doin? I am doing pretty well actually. Which is good because I just spent a week in Oakwood hospital. Yep they finally sprung me yesterday but apparently I actually am fucked in the head because I need to follow up with a neurologist and a bunch of other doctors. It is all kind of a pain but not as bad as...
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syh:
You know, I had a very appropriate story to tell; one I've known for almost two decades now. Unfortunately, all I can recall is the ending: "18-hole Gulf Curse." Four words out of a four-minute story. Harumph.
I do believe my mind is slowing down. Oh well. They say memory is the second thing to go...
I do believe my mind is slowing down. Oh well. They say memory is the second thing to go...
misterdoom:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!! Glad you're OK!!!
I have no time for stories right now... I'll call ya instead.
I have no time for stories right now... I'll call ya instead.
what do you think is the best thing about being here?
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misterdoom:
All the wierdos. 
oninotaki:
I agree with the above wierdo 
i need...blank.
i need to fill in the damn blank.
what do you need?
if i asked you what you thought i needed, what would you say?
i need to fill in the damn blank.
what do you need?
if i asked you what you thought i needed, what would you say?
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rodan:
Not so much, but it's OK
Not so much, but it's OK
misterdoom:
More time please. And a more satisfying career. 
But never mind that. What can we do for you?
But never mind that. What can we do for you?
what are you doing for the holiday weekend?
what should i do?
what should i do?
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rhanarose:
I'm not doing much......... 
keila:
Thanks for the Birthday wishes!
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osoesoteric:
Thank you very much for the birthday wishes
bup:
Hey I miss you!
remember when i had the hole in my heart closed? well the tests that found that also diagnosed me with polycythemia. apparently i am going to have to deal with that now, though i have been putting it off. i may have to have a bone marrrow biopsy and just plain don't want to do it.
it is making me really grumpy but that has...
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it is making me really grumpy but that has...
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goatboy23:
Glad I could make you smile!
Good luck with the health stuff. You have every right to be grumpy! Work it! Use it! Bitch people out! Whatever helps you get better.
Good luck with the health stuff. You have every right to be grumpy! Work it! Use it! Bitch people out! Whatever helps you get better.
phrougbhouy:
two bananas are sitting on the beach. and this terd floats by.
the terd sits up and says "come in guys the water is fine."
the one banana looks at the other and says "are you gonna believe that shit?"
the terd sits up and says "come in guys the water is fine."
the one banana looks at the other and says "are you gonna believe that shit?"
rodan:
Ouchie!
misterdoom:
Funny you should ask...
the thing about those sick jokes i mentioned is that they are really sort of dark, morbid humor. which is my favorite kind. before i'd heard them, my favorite joke was:
"so this baby seal walks into a club..."
but these jokes make that look like something on a bazooka wrapper.
does the fact that i like this kind of humor make me a bad...
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"so this baby seal walks into a club..."
but these jokes make that look like something on a bazooka wrapper.
does the fact that i like this kind of humor make me a bad...
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rodan:
Not bad per se, just not so high up on the "good" bell curve .
Then again, that's why we like you
.
Then again, that's why we like you
nave:
I love sick jokes too. There is nothing wrong with you for liking them too
Thank You for wishing me a happy birthday!
Thank You for wishing me a happy birthday!
why oh WHY...___________________________________?
fill in the blank
fill in the blank
nave:
...do I enjoy the smell of my wretched gas?
rodan:
can't I come up with something to go in that wretched blank? I'm GOOD at fill in the blank.
Reeally!
Reeally!
what would you do for a klondike bar?
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miguelitooooo:
fuck a goat?
misterdoom:
Not much. I need to lose weight...