belly

wanted: sidekick

requirements:
. silly and filthy sense of humour
. dirty mind
. lots of brains
. justifiable taste in music
. cooking skillz
. left-wing politics, hold the righteousness
. compassion
. balls (in the gender-inclusive sense)
. refined sense of nostalgia
. tech-savvy
. curiousity about people, the world, history
. opinions, plus malleability in the face of new evidence
. tallness preferable
. loyalty
. honesty
. bawdy, lewd, non-pc comments whispered at inappropriate times
. extensive vocabulary (ironic pretentiousness acceptable)
. highly developed sense of irony
. sassiness and/or sauciness
. non-smoking
. good body odour
. willingness to relocate to new zealand at some point in next 5 years