Fuck life

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I'm so exhausted and cranky right now and just feeling the need to vent. I'm bloody sick to death of my clients telling me how relaxing it must be working in a day spa, SAYS THE PERSON ON THE TABLE! Oh yes dealing with sleazy men, people who can't even wipe their own arses so I literally smell and see shit while massaging them and other therapists who don't pull their weight and leave everything for someone else to do all on top of being sore as fuck and wanting a massage yourself, yeah it's soooooo relaxing.

Also I'm sick of the single life and dating. I've been single for 3 and a half years and all I do is get played. Obviously something is wrong with me and I should just give up.

And this heat! I have to be up at 5:30am so it would be nice to actually be able to get comfortable so I can get some bloody sleep.

And lastly I haven't gotten laid on about 3 months so no wonder the crankiness is setting in.

Rant over, shoot me now 🔫🔪

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brotiform:
@bellalouise , must be sickening working like that , one can only imagine the number of happy ending "jokes" you must get?!?! Either way , I am recently divorced , and dating is hard af and it sucks , also crazy hard getting laid :/ Thats why I have beer and summer weather I guess :)
lord_renob:
I imagine that happens all the time in any "fun" or "relaxing" job. I'm sure you'd love to just tell the client "yes oh so much fun, let's switch positions and you do all the work!" lol. Trust me there's nothing wrong with you on the dating front, sadly there are shittards on both sides of the fence. Don't give up, you'll find the right one eventually. And hopefully in the interim you'll be able to break that Fri spell yer on. ;-)

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