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Vegas...I win!!
Me and my sister had the best time in Vegas we were only there for one day and night but we definitely did it right. We got up and started our day gambling at the Orleans and I doubled my money $20 to $40. Ha I hate gambling so for me to actually put $20 on the line was like pulling teeth but, hey, it worked out. We then went to the Sexual Heritage Museum which had many interesting exhibits, lots of P's and VaG's. Some ancient porn from like 1915, that was more disturbing than erotic. The best was the toilet humor exhibit which was a normal bathroom that everyone was invited to write their dirty jokes on. Hilarious. "A gay couple and a lesbian couple leave Vegas for LA at the same time, who gets there first? The Lesbians. Why? The gay guys stopped to pack their shit and the lesbians get there lickety-split." Ha Then we went shopping across the street and I got the cutest little dress to wear out that night then headed back to the hotel to get ready for the charge.

First things first, dresses, make-up, shiny shoes, and a glass of wine. drink

It was both of our first times going to a Cirque de Soleil show and seeing an "erotic" show as well. Zumanity was one of the most beautiful, artful, sexy and funny shows I have ever seen. I would recommend it to anybody visiting Vegas as a must see. Try and get seats as close as possible too! Oh and when you enter the theater before the show, near the drink area, there are peep holes so take a gander. drink drink

Then we gambled at New York New York for a bit and I tried roulette and won $100 and tried craps and rolled really well while my sister won back and doubled her money. Woo hoo! Shout out to the guy that taught us how to play craps to keep the money piling up. If I am ever in Vegas again I think I am going to put a serious investment into the craps table. Before we left one of the bouncers gave us free ticks to the Rok which wasn't very hoppin, hence the free tickets. drink drink drink
Ooh and visited some friends from home at Excalibur during this break. drink drink
To Tao (Venetian) we went. It was the first club I had ever set foot on. Ugh, clubs so not my scene. We were on a list, got in for free, but if anyone tries to tell you they are putting you on a list for Tao be reminded that there are like 6000 people on that list and it doesn't mean shit. But if you do go at least take advantage of their free drinks for ladies hour. drink drink drink

Ugh we left Tao at about !:30 to head back to our hotel when we meet the guy with the Streeetch Escalade. "Hey ladies you need a ride?" I told him no we couldn't really afford it but can we look inside. Then we are in there taking pictures when out of nowhere a couple of guys get in and BAM here we are on our way to a strip club, which one? I do not know but we got in free and got some dances and maybe gave some dances lol. drink drink drink.......

Who knows how much we spent that night or when we got home; at some point it all fell apart but looking at the pictures the next day was amazing and somewhat Hangoveresque.

Thanks Vegas its been real. I will be back!