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Well I have a job to tide me over for a few months and stop me having to introduce myself as 'A Bum'.

It's a project management type role for HM (that's her majesty to any non brits).... money isn't as good as it could be for the position, it's gay public service (stupid tax spending), but it's enough. If I'm honest I thought they were joking when they told me the salary.... it's way more than I was expecting!!!!

It's out of Notts so I'll be staying with the rents during the week and going back to my house at weekends. Not a great setup, but it's all I have for now.

It does mean though that by Christmas I will be able to buy me one of these for myself from 'Santa'



Turns out I love ESP way better than the original... they're Strat copy beats the shit out of any American Fender I've played, like ever... AKA I liked the ESP one, I fucking hate all other Strats... and their LPs are The Sex!!

Also I want



So sexy.... so very naked and sexy. You can see under the lacquer .

I need heavier music... I am getting so bored of thr bands I play in. The sparse prog guitar and rave synth playing were great when it was new and exciting and a challenge, but now it's just boring if I'm totally honest.

I watched a rockumentary with my housemates (and bandmates) on Killswitch Engage the other day....

oh and for the information of the world.... Killswitch Engage is abrieviated to KE not KSE! Killswitch is one fucking word you retards! I mean for gods sake... Hardcore isn't spelled with an X either.... fuck tards. Anyway... ignoring the fact that I know full well why this is the way, and I actually kinda like it...

I wanna play Metalcore... or just something heavy and fast and heavy and brutal and fun and not fucking low mood indie or dirty ecstasy fuelled, whatever the fuck BST is...

Any takers?

Obviously I'm playing guitar and maybe some vocals. But will need at least 3 others willing to whore themselves to 'The Scene' and sell their ass to a youthful audience at about 4 a pop....

Answers on a postcard please!

I wrote a synopsis, but the internet was silly and I lost it..... that's happened twice in the time it took to write this blog.... I wasn't gonna give up.... well till now.

Basically... GCHQ postponed.... Babcock were cocks and too many sacrifices.... plus foolish amoral facade broken by clever techniques, didn't get in........ Sticking to 'The Plan'. It was a good plan, why am I trying to deviate, nobody knows.... oh what a delightful world we live in.

The End.