so im slowly begining my escalation into housewife extrordinaire... today is laundry day, and then (this bit is pathetic) im going shopping! not the marc jocobs kind, the TESCOS kind. woop woop!
im begining to get tired of this lazyness. if my boyfriend really loved me, he'd quit his job and enterntain me with his dancing and his penis every day. is that really asking too much? i think not. im a reasonable girl, with reasonable expectations, and a healthy sexual apetite.
and obviously far too much time on my hands.
i have learned how to make a mean chicken.
im begining to get tired of this lazyness. if my boyfriend really loved me, he'd quit his job and enterntain me with his dancing and his penis every day. is that really asking too much? i think not. im a reasonable girl, with reasonable expectations, and a healthy sexual apetite.
and obviously far too much time on my hands.
i have learned how to make a mean chicken.
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got do my shopping now... think i might do sainos this week