People who I've decided need to be retired, or removed by force if necessary:
* anyone who "rocks".
* anyone who "takes it to the next level"
* anyone who wants me to "maximize my potential"
* the Bush administration
* guys who are no longer in little leauge who insist on wearing a baseball hat wherever they go.
* creationists, or as they're now known, "intelligent designers"-aren't these the same people who screamed that the earth was flat, and that the sun revolved around the earth?
* The Rolling Stones-guys, I love you. "Exile on Main Street" is maybe the best rock and roll record of all time. You defined your era. Now stop it. You're hurting me.
* Robert DeNiro-we're tired of paying for your illegitimate kids. When is the last good movie DeNiro made?
More to come I'm sure. These were my first thoughts this morning. I'm open to suggestions, too.
* anyone who "rocks".
* anyone who "takes it to the next level"
* anyone who wants me to "maximize my potential"
* the Bush administration
* guys who are no longer in little leauge who insist on wearing a baseball hat wherever they go.
* creationists, or as they're now known, "intelligent designers"-aren't these the same people who screamed that the earth was flat, and that the sun revolved around the earth?
* The Rolling Stones-guys, I love you. "Exile on Main Street" is maybe the best rock and roll record of all time. You defined your era. Now stop it. You're hurting me.
* Robert DeNiro-we're tired of paying for your illegitimate kids. When is the last good movie DeNiro made?
More to come I'm sure. These were my first thoughts this morning. I'm open to suggestions, too.
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Next time im in town, fo'sho. You can give me the grand tour.