Humans have a funny need to arrainge themselves into little cliques. I say that without judgement, but I just find it funny. Every clique has it's own little power struggles, it's insiders and outsiders, it's own set of rules.
I went to a nude beach in New Jersey on Saturday. Yes, a nude beach in New Jersey. It was horrifying. I mean, the general rule about nude beaches is that they're filled with people who you certainly don't want to see nude definitely applied here. And then some. It was mostly people in their 40's and 50s (and older)-all lumpy and pale and misshappen. Ugh.
But I come here not to judge their bodies. That's the whole point of the nude beaches, right? Just be whoever you are. So I thought.
I was with my friend Jenn, who actually has an amazing body. She does lots of modeling and wanted to go to the nude beach for the lack of tan lines. Fair enough. But on a nude beach, where everyone is supposed to be left to do their own thing, we actually attracted a crowd of older guys who just happened to gather around Jenn's blanket as soon as she took off her top.
But wiait, there's more.
We moved our position on the beach and set up camp right behind a large semi-circle of naked people on beachchairs. They were all in their 40s and 50s and would not be described as hardbodies. But whatever, right?
These people were all obviously regulars. They all knew each other and all got up to hug whenever a new person came to join them. It's very odd to watch two naked people hug, by the way.
These people had nothing good to say about anybody walking by "Here come The Vinnies" they'd say whenever a group of unnattached guys walked byu, obviously just checking out the naked bodies. "Look at the little dick on this one."
Wierd.
They had bad things to say about people who were at the beach a lot and were not part of their group, they had bad things to say about people who were newcomers to the beach, they had bad things to say about the group of gay men at the other end of the beach. It was like listening to any small town gossip, except that they were all naked.
After a bit 2 latin kids-about 20 years old each-walked by fully dressed. "TAKE IT OFF" the group screamed at them. "YA LOOK LIKE FREAKS"
One of the kids took off, but the other one dropped his pants and was applauded by the group. "20 year old dick!" A heavyset woman named Shelly yelled in delight. "Come sit with me honey."
The kid walked over and Shelly quickly took off his shirt. She sat him in her beach chair and then lathered up her hands with lotion and began applying it to his penis, effectivly giving him a hand job right there on the beach. The others all applauded.
"How old are you, honey?" She asked.
"21"
"I got a daughter that age," she said. That thought sat uncomfortably in the air for a moment and then she referred to his dick again.
"we don't want this getting sunburned. It's too pretty."
But just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, Shelly turned around and gave the kid an honest to god LAP DANCE. Her ass was so huge I thought she'd swallow him up, but the kid seemed to enjoy it.
When she was done she tuned to him and said, "You've been baptized."
And he was made part of their clique.
I went to a nude beach in New Jersey on Saturday. Yes, a nude beach in New Jersey. It was horrifying. I mean, the general rule about nude beaches is that they're filled with people who you certainly don't want to see nude definitely applied here. And then some. It was mostly people in their 40's and 50s (and older)-all lumpy and pale and misshappen. Ugh.
But I come here not to judge their bodies. That's the whole point of the nude beaches, right? Just be whoever you are. So I thought.
I was with my friend Jenn, who actually has an amazing body. She does lots of modeling and wanted to go to the nude beach for the lack of tan lines. Fair enough. But on a nude beach, where everyone is supposed to be left to do their own thing, we actually attracted a crowd of older guys who just happened to gather around Jenn's blanket as soon as she took off her top.
But wiait, there's more.
We moved our position on the beach and set up camp right behind a large semi-circle of naked people on beachchairs. They were all in their 40s and 50s and would not be described as hardbodies. But whatever, right?
These people were all obviously regulars. They all knew each other and all got up to hug whenever a new person came to join them. It's very odd to watch two naked people hug, by the way.
These people had nothing good to say about anybody walking by "Here come The Vinnies" they'd say whenever a group of unnattached guys walked byu, obviously just checking out the naked bodies. "Look at the little dick on this one."
Wierd.
They had bad things to say about people who were at the beach a lot and were not part of their group, they had bad things to say about people who were newcomers to the beach, they had bad things to say about the group of gay men at the other end of the beach. It was like listening to any small town gossip, except that they were all naked.
After a bit 2 latin kids-about 20 years old each-walked by fully dressed. "TAKE IT OFF" the group screamed at them. "YA LOOK LIKE FREAKS"
One of the kids took off, but the other one dropped his pants and was applauded by the group. "20 year old dick!" A heavyset woman named Shelly yelled in delight. "Come sit with me honey."
The kid walked over and Shelly quickly took off his shirt. She sat him in her beach chair and then lathered up her hands with lotion and began applying it to his penis, effectivly giving him a hand job right there on the beach. The others all applauded.
"How old are you, honey?" She asked.
"21"
"I got a daughter that age," she said. That thought sat uncomfortably in the air for a moment and then she referred to his dick again.
"we don't want this getting sunburned. It's too pretty."
But just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, Shelly turned around and gave the kid an honest to god LAP DANCE. Her ass was so huge I thought she'd swallow him up, but the kid seemed to enjoy it.
When she was done she tuned to him and said, "You've been baptized."
And he was made part of their clique.
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severus:
Yeah I guess everyone some way just waited for another big attack to happend but still, you just don't think it will happend. I'm glad Sweden is a neutral country, even though it has alot of downsides too you know at least it's a pretty safe place to live in. So you're working late, that means starting late too I guess?
laceyglove:
Sleepy, lazy and good. And you?