Aquaman sucks!
While the rest of the Superheroes are off doing something usefull, what is Aquaman doing? He's patroling the sea. The SEA! What kind of sea crimes are requiring his attention so often? What's going on down there that he can't be on land giving a hand? That lazy sonufabitch!
And he's another thing: what does he eat? Is it just kelp? I don't think so-the guy is ripped. He must be eating fish and other sea food. Is he using his mind control over the fish to get them to come to him so he can eat them? Is that an abuse of power? What the fuck? If I'm a fish and aquaman is calling me with his mind powers and saying "Come here, I need your help", I'd be like "Fuck you, Aquaman! You just wanna eat you double-crossing sonuvabitch!"
I'm furious with Aquaman!
While the rest of the Superheroes are off doing something usefull, what is Aquaman doing? He's patroling the sea. The SEA! What kind of sea crimes are requiring his attention so often? What's going on down there that he can't be on land giving a hand? That lazy sonufabitch!
And he's another thing: what does he eat? Is it just kelp? I don't think so-the guy is ripped. He must be eating fish and other sea food. Is he using his mind control over the fish to get them to come to him so he can eat them? Is that an abuse of power? What the fuck? If I'm a fish and aquaman is calling me with his mind powers and saying "Come here, I need your help", I'd be like "Fuck you, Aquaman! You just wanna eat you double-crossing sonuvabitch!"
I'm furious with Aquaman!
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k_kat:
Your journal entries always make me laugh!
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