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What they can't do with computers these days.
I think computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come from? Nobody knows. Some scientists believe they were delivered here by aliens from Uranus. In briefcases. Giant briefcases. Nobody knows what kind of aliens they were, but apparently they were aliens with briefcases.
Computers come from the Bible. In Matthew 3:65 it says "Yea I say to you today that he who use-ith the rock of magic will bring unto the word a great joy". The rock of magic is computers. Because computers used to be made of rock. And magic.
Computers aren't made of magic anymore. Robots make them and they use something else. I forget what it is but I know they're made in India. And that's where Ghandi lived.
The End
What they can't do with computers these days.
I think computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come from? Nobody knows. Some scientists believe they were delivered here by aliens from Uranus. In briefcases. Giant briefcases. Nobody knows what kind of aliens they were, but apparently they were aliens with briefcases.
Computers come from the Bible. In Matthew 3:65 it says "Yea I say to you today that he who use-ith the rock of magic will bring unto the word a great joy". The rock of magic is computers. Because computers used to be made of rock. And magic.
Computers aren't made of magic anymore. Robots make them and they use something else. I forget what it is but I know they're made in India. And that's where Ghandi lived.
The End
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severus:
Fucking morons everywhere, what are they doing!?! Man I'm not in a good mood today either, they had one phoneline for Springsteen tickets to Stockholm and as you can figure out it broke down more or less, I ended up on different places, recieved weird messages, some little girl answered the phone and then alot of people got to her phone instead and she had to put up this funny phonemachine message saying she had NOTHING to do with springsteen tickets, oh yeah fucking ema telstar I'll hate them forever. It's not fair, at all. I also read that the tickets for NJ, got sold out in seconds! Thats fucking nutty, you told me but .. seconds?! Stupid tickets.
severus:
Hah, check my new journal! I did find some luck....