Good news!!
As soon as the paperwork goes through Rapture is adopting me. I can't wait to start our new family.
So I have some questions. These are things I could never quite figure out:
* Was Popeye's nemesis named Bluto or Brutus? He seemed to have go by both names. And why were they fighting over Olive Oil? Was she the best catch in town?
And what was up with Sweet Pea? Whose kid was that? Was he Popeye's? Was he a bastard child? What was going on there?
* Is it beer BEFORE liquor? I always forget the rhyme.
* What did Walt Disney have against parents? Think about every Disney movie you've ever seen-one or both of the protagonists' parents is dead in every one. Wierd.
* Why are hamburgers called hamburgers? They're not ham.
* When do kids stop being special? When someone has a baby everyone talks about the baby. The parents send out Christmas cards with pictures of the baby. The ONLY accpetable topic of conversation around these people is the baby. Yet if you got a Christmas card with a picture of the same kid at 14 you'd roll your eyes and make fun of the parents for putting their ugly-ass kid on their cards. So what is the line? When does the kid stop being precious? Is it 7? 10? When?
That goes for society at large too. Whitney Houston taught us all that our children are our future-but when is it that those kids with potential become just more disappointing teenagers?
* Why is Coke still advertising? Or McDonalds? I mean-they still advertise CONSTANTLY. Is there anyone who DOESN'T know about Coca-Cola. Or McDonalds? Why are they still trying to sell themselves to us.
* What's up with toilet paper? it's 2005 and this is the best idea we've come up with? cleaning ourselves with flimsy paper?? What the hell? And don't give me that bidet bullshit, because French people are filthy.
(sometimes you have to generalize)
* Do you think that evolution is over? Are we done as a species? Is "Big Brother", hair in a can, hotel porn and Shania Twain the best we can do?
Probably.
Oh well.
As soon as the paperwork goes through Rapture is adopting me. I can't wait to start our new family.
So I have some questions. These are things I could never quite figure out:
* Was Popeye's nemesis named Bluto or Brutus? He seemed to have go by both names. And why were they fighting over Olive Oil? Was she the best catch in town?
And what was up with Sweet Pea? Whose kid was that? Was he Popeye's? Was he a bastard child? What was going on there?
* Is it beer BEFORE liquor? I always forget the rhyme.
* What did Walt Disney have against parents? Think about every Disney movie you've ever seen-one or both of the protagonists' parents is dead in every one. Wierd.
* Why are hamburgers called hamburgers? They're not ham.
* When do kids stop being special? When someone has a baby everyone talks about the baby. The parents send out Christmas cards with pictures of the baby. The ONLY accpetable topic of conversation around these people is the baby. Yet if you got a Christmas card with a picture of the same kid at 14 you'd roll your eyes and make fun of the parents for putting their ugly-ass kid on their cards. So what is the line? When does the kid stop being precious? Is it 7? 10? When?
That goes for society at large too. Whitney Houston taught us all that our children are our future-but when is it that those kids with potential become just more disappointing teenagers?
* Why is Coke still advertising? Or McDonalds? I mean-they still advertise CONSTANTLY. Is there anyone who DOESN'T know about Coca-Cola. Or McDonalds? Why are they still trying to sell themselves to us.
* What's up with toilet paper? it's 2005 and this is the best idea we've come up with? cleaning ourselves with flimsy paper?? What the hell? And don't give me that bidet bullshit, because French people are filthy.
(sometimes you have to generalize)
* Do you think that evolution is over? Are we done as a species? Is "Big Brother", hair in a can, hotel porn and Shania Twain the best we can do?
Probably.
Oh well.
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How are you?
I'll write you an email tomorrow, I'm going home to get some sympathy from my parents and go back to the doctor for medicine.
Are you still going to see Cat?