Yesterday was my last day at a very unhappy job, and although I quit I was given a party, cake, and presents. Very odd. I looked at them all and said "I QUIT you know! Why are you rewarding me?"
So after work I left with my presents, had quite a few drinks with some of the few people I liked on this job, and headed home. The problem was that I had to hand in the company car yesterday (which is just was well considering my enebriated state) and therefore had to take the bus home.
I want you tp picture me on the bus to NJ, drunk, with a case of chocolate milk with a pink bow tied around it (a parting gift because I'm as predictable as a 6 year old) sitting on my lap.
It's an ugly image, I assure you.
So after work I left with my presents, had quite a few drinks with some of the few people I liked on this job, and headed home. The problem was that I had to hand in the company car yesterday (which is just was well considering my enebriated state) and therefore had to take the bus home.
I want you tp picture me on the bus to NJ, drunk, with a case of chocolate milk with a pink bow tied around it (a parting gift because I'm as predictable as a 6 year old) sitting on my lap.
It's an ugly image, I assure you.
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cat:
I'm reviewing Ethics of Massage.... funny, considering my journal tonight.
andi:
i dont have any chocolate milk ill have to go out and get some tomorrow and drink it at school and pass out in class