I don't want to use the term "hero" when talking about myself, becasue it's unbecoming, but like Sting, I do consider myself a superhuman renaissance man. And frankly, I think I'm better than you.
My proof? A simple google search of my name -Chris Collins-reveals me to be a man of great accomplishments, all at the tender young age of 32 not less. For example:
I run a dance studio in Alexandria, VA and a photography studio in NY.
I work as nullthe assistant men's basketball coach at Duke University and also as a linguistics professor at Cornell.
My varied interests include power paragliding, HAAM radio and songwriting ( I was a finalist in the 2004 wildflowers songriter contest-we;ll get em in 2005!) as well as UK dirtbike riding and puzzles (not sure why they go together but there they are).
Oh, and I also played some college hockey and I'm a porn star.
An unexamined life is not worth living my friends. Let me be an example to you all.
My proof? A simple google search of my name -Chris Collins-reveals me to be a man of great accomplishments, all at the tender young age of 32 not less. For example:
I run a dance studio in Alexandria, VA and a photography studio in NY.
I work as nullthe assistant men's basketball coach at Duke University and also as a linguistics professor at Cornell.
My varied interests include power paragliding, HAAM radio and songwriting ( I was a finalist in the 2004 wildflowers songriter contest-we;ll get em in 2005!) as well as UK dirtbike riding and puzzles (not sure why they go together but there they are).
Oh, and I also played some college hockey and I'm a porn star.
An unexamined life is not worth living my friends. Let me be an example to you all.
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But it wasn't a bad night, it's always good to hang out with friends....I love that
hope to see the pic soon. The world is full of 60 year old men hitting on girls...Luckily I'm not their type-too petite I guess...-but I've seen my friends posing as models or dancing Janis Joplin with these sooo special beings....
have the best week