We had to hire this kid named Vincent to work in the production office of the show I work on because his parents know one of the producers. Whatever. So Vincent started yesterday. My first order of business, obviously, was to show him how to open up the office and turn on the lights. Easy enough, right?
Picture this: we walk in together and -the lights are on the other end of the office. Vincent walks in with me and sits down. In the dark.
"Ok, Vincent. I need to show you how to turn on the lights. They're in the back. Come on, I'll show you."
"Ok"
"Come on. They're in the back."
"Ok, right."
"Right. Well I have to show you where they are."
"Right. Ok, Got it."
"NO! Vincent. I'm going to SHOW you. That means you have to get up and follow me to the back."
"Oh. OK Got it."
No kidding. I turn around and walk halfway across the office (which is a big loft space) and turn around and he's STILL sitting at his desk!!!
"VINCENT!"
"Yeah?"
"I'm showing you where the lights are!"
"Ok."
"You have to FOLLOW me!"
"Ok...now?"
We're off to a great start!
Picture this: we walk in together and -the lights are on the other end of the office. Vincent walks in with me and sits down. In the dark.
"Ok, Vincent. I need to show you how to turn on the lights. They're in the back. Come on, I'll show you."
"Ok"
"Come on. They're in the back."
"Ok, right."
"Right. Well I have to show you where they are."
"Right. Ok, Got it."
"NO! Vincent. I'm going to SHOW you. That means you have to get up and follow me to the back."
"Oh. OK Got it."
No kidding. I turn around and walk halfway across the office (which is a big loft space) and turn around and he's STILL sitting at his desk!!!
"VINCENT!"
"Yeah?"
"I'm showing you where the lights are!"
"Ok."
"You have to FOLLOW me!"
"Ok...now?"
We're off to a great start!
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clover:
not again!! having your blood drained is no fun
hethral:
mmm Eliza Dushku, now there's someone worth being star struck over.