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Wednesday Feb 17, 2010

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Today I'm going to teach you everything I know about computers.

Computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.

Where do computers come from? Nobody knows. Some scientists believe they were delivered here by aliens from Uranus. In briefcases. Giant briefcases. Nobody knows what kind of aliens they were, but apparently they were aliens with briefcases.

Computers come from the Bible. In Matthew 3:65 it says "Yea I say to you today that he who use-ith the rock of magic will bring unto the word a great joy". The rock of magic is computers. Because computers used to be made of rock. And magic.

Computers aren't made of magic anymore. Robots make them and they use something else. I forget what it is but I know they're made in India. And that's where Ghandi lived.

The End
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ribbonsundone:
True that. I am so glad I got over my oh so romantic notion of kicking in my early twenties. Being alive rules. Based on my family line I am scheduled to enjoy at least another five decades of healthy living. Squee!
Feb 20, 2010
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Feb 21, 2010

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