When I was in high school I would spend LOTS of time imagining things like the following:
What would happen if I threw a book at my science teacher, as hard as I could, and hit him in the head? I know he'd be mad and I'd get suspended/expelled whatever. But I used to wonder what would be the FIRST thing he would say. I'm putting him in a situation where he has to react. He has to deal with this situation. He has to save face in front of the class. What would he say that would be appropriate? "Collins, what are you doing?" "This is inappropriate!"? "Collins, you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to detention!"? What would be an appropriate response?
I used to think about things like that a lot. That's why I didn't get into a good college.
What would happen if I threw a book at my science teacher, as hard as I could, and hit him in the head? I know he'd be mad and I'd get suspended/expelled whatever. But I used to wonder what would be the FIRST thing he would say. I'm putting him in a situation where he has to react. He has to deal with this situation. He has to save face in front of the class. What would he say that would be appropriate? "Collins, what are you doing?" "This is inappropriate!"? "Collins, you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to detention!"? What would be an appropriate response?
I used to think about things like that a lot. That's why I didn't get into a good college.
The former? Probably along the lines of, "NRRGHFFFF!! Yn Brnk By Dse!!!"
That is kind of a hilarious scenario. When I consider such thing I also include the possibility that he could snap your neck in two. Or hit you with the book back. Or cry. All things are possible with books.
When I was in HS a bf I was trying to break up with threw a giant AP history book at my head. I deflected. It was not a very nice day. I should have punched him in the nuts. Ah, well. History.