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Wednesday May 13, 2009

May 13, 2009
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Ok lemme get this straight:

So Miss California said during the recent Miss USA pageant that she was against gay marriage. And Perez Hilton and a gazillion other people are all mad at her. And then she goes on a bunch of religious talk shows saying that she was being persecuted for believing in God. And that it was "Satan" who was pushing her to answer the gay marriage question. Am I right so far? Ok, can we stop a second?

First of all- why do we still have beauty pageants?? We still have women walk around in bikinis and judge them??In a room full of sober people?? On television?? Really???

And?? Perez Hilton????

Ok, moving on. So then a bunch of "topless" modeling pictures surfaced and everyone was like "Oh REALLY, Miss Holyroller?" And then they wants her dethroned as Miss California because you can't possibly cut ribbons if there are pictures of your boobies somewhere. But she says "they're not really topless because you can't see my nipples and those are the naughty, naughty bits that Jesus hates". And then there are MORE pictures of her and this time you can see her naughty naughty nipples but she said that she didn't know they were being taken and the photographer tricked her.

And then Donald Trump, who owns the whole Miss USA thing, gets involved and said that she can keep her crown because people with naked boobies can cut ribbons after all.

And then she has a press conference and cried and said that her grandfather was in WWII and that everyone is being mean to her because she loves God. Again.

Do I have that story straight? Ok good.

I still think she's hot. Is that wrong?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
vegemite:
Yes it's wrong, very very wrong. She's the anti hot. Although I would f her just so i could yell in her face that she was with satan now and G-d hated her (and her nipples).
May 15, 2009
jazz:

Its all too funny.

I think she's best friends with this chick.

Giosue Cozzarelli

tongue
May 17, 2009

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