Christmas always reminds me of my worst memory ever:
Once, when I was in high school my dad bought be a mogwaii, which is a very cute little creature that only came with 3 rules:
don't get it wet
don't feed it after midnight
and keep them away from Corey Feldman
Well I did all 3 and suddenly my town was overrun by horrible Gremlins. And I had to blow up the town movie theatre. Just because I wanted to. It was playing "4 Christmases"...
It was HORRIBLE
(Sobs)
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that you have a better Christmas than my girlfriend Phoebe Cates, whose dad slipped and fell and broke his neck trying to come down the chimney dressed as Santa Clause. Because he was an idiot.
Also? Santa is an asshole to Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in that special. Santa is an asshole period.
Just sayin
Merry Christmas
Once, when I was in high school my dad bought be a mogwaii, which is a very cute little creature that only came with 3 rules:
don't get it wet
don't feed it after midnight
and keep them away from Corey Feldman
Well I did all 3 and suddenly my town was overrun by horrible Gremlins. And I had to blow up the town movie theatre. Just because I wanted to. It was playing "4 Christmases"...
It was HORRIBLE
(Sobs)
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that you have a better Christmas than my girlfriend Phoebe Cates, whose dad slipped and fell and broke his neck trying to come down the chimney dressed as Santa Clause. Because he was an idiot.
Also? Santa is an asshole to Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in that special. Santa is an asshole period.
Just sayin
Merry Christmas
can't have someone people know i'm friends with, as in actually friends. it's just for a little while.
and... merry christmas again dear C. i'm at my grandmas attic again, drinking weird swedish christmas drink coke. my american friend called it 'santa juice' eww!