For those wondering, here are some completely random facts about myself:
1. I have a strange, inexplicable dislike for perfectly harmless words like "delicious". I don't know why. As a matter of fact I usually don't like hearing food described. Again, I have no idea why.
2. I've had 12 broken bones, but oddly all on the left side of my body.
3. This is gonna sound all name-droppy but I don't mean it that way: the last fisttfight I was in was was with Jared Leto. I don't really know Jared Leto and I wasn't fighting HIM. We were kinda tag team fighting. Jared Leto and I happened to be in the same place at the same time and some guy was being a dick and he had words with both of us. Jared spit on the guy (yes, spit), the guy charged at Jared, I tried to hold him back and he hit me. So I hit the guy back. And then Jared Leto kicked him. And that was my last fistfight. That's the very DEFINITION of random, as far as I'm concerned.
4. I once got poison ivy on my penis. I've told a few of you this story. I was peeing in the woods by my grandmother's house and somehow I must have caught it there. I had to go to the hospital because it got infected.
5. I've always thought I would get married at around the age of 40. Always. Nobody in my family has ever married that late. I never based that on any example I've seen. But since I was younger that always seemed about right to me.
6. I wrote a letter to Jimmy Stewart when I was a kid and he sent back an autographed picture. I still have it.
7. My most embarrassing moment ever was probably in Africa. I was in Ghana in this little village helping to build a school. Everyone in the group I was in was having horrible things going on in their nether regions. Me included. One day I was standing on a ladder painting and something especially horrible happened that demanded that I change my pants RIGHT NOW. The problem was that we were staying about a mile or so away and ANYWHERE any one of us went we were followed by 30 kids- kids who wanted to hold our hand and be carried on our shoulders and all that. And every adult along the way wanted to chat, or wave or something like that. And here I was with an...um..issue in my pants and I had to try to sneak back to my change my clothes to rectify it. Of course that didn't work out and so I walked that mile feeling ENTIRELY uncomfortable and self-conscious with 30 kids following me!! And when I got back to our little house there was nowhere to throw away the evidence, so I had to bury it! With all the kids and some random adults just standing around watching.
That was fun.
And thanks for playing.
1. I have a strange, inexplicable dislike for perfectly harmless words like "delicious". I don't know why. As a matter of fact I usually don't like hearing food described. Again, I have no idea why.
2. I've had 12 broken bones, but oddly all on the left side of my body.
3. This is gonna sound all name-droppy but I don't mean it that way: the last fisttfight I was in was was with Jared Leto. I don't really know Jared Leto and I wasn't fighting HIM. We were kinda tag team fighting. Jared Leto and I happened to be in the same place at the same time and some guy was being a dick and he had words with both of us. Jared spit on the guy (yes, spit), the guy charged at Jared, I tried to hold him back and he hit me. So I hit the guy back. And then Jared Leto kicked him. And that was my last fistfight. That's the very DEFINITION of random, as far as I'm concerned.
4. I once got poison ivy on my penis. I've told a few of you this story. I was peeing in the woods by my grandmother's house and somehow I must have caught it there. I had to go to the hospital because it got infected.
5. I've always thought I would get married at around the age of 40. Always. Nobody in my family has ever married that late. I never based that on any example I've seen. But since I was younger that always seemed about right to me.
6. I wrote a letter to Jimmy Stewart when I was a kid and he sent back an autographed picture. I still have it.
7. My most embarrassing moment ever was probably in Africa. I was in Ghana in this little village helping to build a school. Everyone in the group I was in was having horrible things going on in their nether regions. Me included. One day I was standing on a ladder painting and something especially horrible happened that demanded that I change my pants RIGHT NOW. The problem was that we were staying about a mile or so away and ANYWHERE any one of us went we were followed by 30 kids- kids who wanted to hold our hand and be carried on our shoulders and all that. And every adult along the way wanted to chat, or wave or something like that. And here I was with an...um..issue in my pants and I had to try to sneak back to my change my clothes to rectify it. Of course that didn't work out and so I walked that mile feeling ENTIRELY uncomfortable and self-conscious with 30 kids following me!! And when I got back to our little house there was nowhere to throw away the evidence, so I had to bury it! With all the kids and some random adults just standing around watching.
That was fun.
And thanks for playing.
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nomia:
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adora:
Thank you darlin'. I'm a huge nerd and made a little gravestone for him and everything, haha.