So last night I was driving home from work and I pull over at a gas station down the block from me because I was long past "Empty". In NJ we don't pump the gas ourselves, so I say "Fill it up regular, please" to the guy there and start texting a friend.
Outside my car I hear "Fucking make me stand here in the rain, motherfuker!"
I look in the rearview mirror to see who he's talking to, but there's nobody there. Then I realize that he's talking about me. So I look at him and he's glaring at me.
I'm like "Excuse me?"
He says "It's raining, asshole and I'm out here."
I didn't quite know how to react.
"I didn't make it rain."
"There are other gas stations! You couldn't go there?"
I'm not kidding.
So I said "Take the nozzle out"
"There's already 3 dollars in it"
"Fine I'll give you the three dollars. Take the nozzle out."
"Fuck you!"
I'm not kidding!
So I get out and take the thing out myself and ceremoniously dump it in the garbage pail next to to pump" I then give the guy 3 dollars and get back in my car. He then SLAMS his hands on my hood and screams "Mutherfucker!"
I just stared at him. I was really confused. First he was upset that I came, then he was upset that I was leaving. This had been one of the more eventful gas experiences I've had in some time.
So I backed up and then just drove around him. He screamed "Asshole!" at me as I drove off.
I'm not going to that gas station again for AT LEAST a week.
Outside my car I hear "Fucking make me stand here in the rain, motherfuker!"
I look in the rearview mirror to see who he's talking to, but there's nobody there. Then I realize that he's talking about me. So I look at him and he's glaring at me.
I'm like "Excuse me?"
He says "It's raining, asshole and I'm out here."
I didn't quite know how to react.
"I didn't make it rain."
"There are other gas stations! You couldn't go there?"
I'm not kidding.
So I said "Take the nozzle out"
"There's already 3 dollars in it"
"Fine I'll give you the three dollars. Take the nozzle out."
"Fuck you!"
I'm not kidding!
So I get out and take the thing out myself and ceremoniously dump it in the garbage pail next to to pump" I then give the guy 3 dollars and get back in my car. He then SLAMS his hands on my hood and screams "Mutherfucker!"
I just stared at him. I was really confused. First he was upset that I came, then he was upset that I was leaving. This had been one of the more eventful gas experiences I've had in some time.
So I backed up and then just drove around him. He screamed "Asshole!" at me as I drove off.
I'm not going to that gas station again for AT LEAST a week.
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acacia:
Glad you liked my Ipod story. =]
lexie:
I think its safe to say you just like everything