Ok, I was tagged by Vinyle. That bitch. Here goes:
things to do before I die:
1. Eat an entire cow.
2. Write an Opera based on "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids"
3. Punch 7 people in the mouth in a single day.
4. Invest all my time and enery into making Tang better.
5. Get the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" tattooed on my chest.
6. Wang Chung tonight
7. Fuck Oprah
7 things I cannot do:
1. Eat in a public restaurant without embarrassing myself
2. spel
3. shower
4. pee without missing the toilet
5. brush my teeth
6. drive
7. fit 20 anchovies in my mouth
7 things I say most often:
1. I'm sorry, officer. I was just leaving.
2. does this look infected to you?
3. will this hold up in court?
4. Can I have $600?
5. But what if you DIDN'T have a restraining order against me? Would you love me then?
6. spare change sir? spare change ma'am?
7. I love you Mr. Cheney
7 books I love:
1. Welcome to your Panasonic VCR
2. Myrtle has 2 Mommies
3. Curious George and the Wood Chipper
4. Mommy, Gandma Smells!
5. Horton Hears a Hoochie
6. Me-by Katherine Hepburn
7. How to Pass Time in Prison.
7 movies I can watch over and over again:
1. Waterworld
2. Paint Your Wagon
3. Fluffy, the Teenage Bunny Who Started Getting Hair Down There
4. Anal Sluts 7 (it's really the transcendent entry into the Anal Sluts series)
5. I'm gonna leave this number blank out of respect.
6. Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
7. Pollyanna
I tag Ammipod, Alchemy, Manko, Andromeda, Noir, Lili Von Schtupp, and Cat.
good luck.
things to do before I die:
1. Eat an entire cow.
2. Write an Opera based on "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids"
3. Punch 7 people in the mouth in a single day.
4. Invest all my time and enery into making Tang better.
5. Get the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" tattooed on my chest.
6. Wang Chung tonight
7. Fuck Oprah
7 things I cannot do:
1. Eat in a public restaurant without embarrassing myself
2. spel
3. shower
4. pee without missing the toilet
5. brush my teeth
6. drive
7. fit 20 anchovies in my mouth
7 things I say most often:
1. I'm sorry, officer. I was just leaving.
2. does this look infected to you?
3. will this hold up in court?
4. Can I have $600?
5. But what if you DIDN'T have a restraining order against me? Would you love me then?
6. spare change sir? spare change ma'am?
7. I love you Mr. Cheney
7 books I love:
1. Welcome to your Panasonic VCR
2. Myrtle has 2 Mommies
3. Curious George and the Wood Chipper
4. Mommy, Gandma Smells!
5. Horton Hears a Hoochie
6. Me-by Katherine Hepburn
7. How to Pass Time in Prison.
7 movies I can watch over and over again:
1. Waterworld
2. Paint Your Wagon
3. Fluffy, the Teenage Bunny Who Started Getting Hair Down There
4. Anal Sluts 7 (it's really the transcendent entry into the Anal Sluts series)
5. I'm gonna leave this number blank out of respect.
6. Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
7. Pollyanna
I tag Ammipod, Alchemy, Manko, Andromeda, Noir, Lili Von Schtupp, and Cat.
good luck.
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hope yr well darlin