Well, here goes with the first journal entry ....
I'm choosing to vent my hatred of mutherfucking shoplifters. At work lately we've been losing 4-6 DVD's a day because of people helping themselves to a 5-finger discount. And this frustrates me not only because I have to constantly be watching for "suspicious activity", but that they always steal the dumbest movies EVER. Seriously, no ones gankin' the special editions of Blue Velvet, but everyone is stocking up on Johnson Family Vacation and Kung-Pow:Enter the Fist. One guy pryed a Tupac movie out of a locked case with his bare hands! Jesus!
Dip 'em in bleach, that's what I say.
On the plus side I smell like awesome, animal-free body products. I kidd you not, if you could smell me via internet, you'd lose all your self control.
For some reason right now I'm reminded of this time back in high school when I was hanging out at a friends place, and her cousin Thomas came downstairs to blast Insane Clown Posse and try to make me feel bad for him by telling me he liked to sniff gasoline.
Isn't it funny when you happen to remember something ridculous like that and suddenly you feel far better about yourself, cuz hey, at least I've never huffed anything. "I couldn't smell anything but Garlic Butter Pam for a month" *lol*
Now for random thoughts:
Regis Philbin needs to be terminated, because if he isn't forced to, he will never stop.
Who actually gets scabbies anyway?
What the hell is up with this whole Jack White and Rene Zellweger hooking up thing? He's so gritty and she just looks like she's been stung by a bee and forgot her epipen at Starbucks.
I'm choosing to vent my hatred of mutherfucking shoplifters. At work lately we've been losing 4-6 DVD's a day because of people helping themselves to a 5-finger discount. And this frustrates me not only because I have to constantly be watching for "suspicious activity", but that they always steal the dumbest movies EVER. Seriously, no ones gankin' the special editions of Blue Velvet, but everyone is stocking up on Johnson Family Vacation and Kung-Pow:Enter the Fist. One guy pryed a Tupac movie out of a locked case with his bare hands! Jesus!
Dip 'em in bleach, that's what I say.
On the plus side I smell like awesome, animal-free body products. I kidd you not, if you could smell me via internet, you'd lose all your self control.
For some reason right now I'm reminded of this time back in high school when I was hanging out at a friends place, and her cousin Thomas came downstairs to blast Insane Clown Posse and try to make me feel bad for him by telling me he liked to sniff gasoline.
Isn't it funny when you happen to remember something ridculous like that and suddenly you feel far better about yourself, cuz hey, at least I've never huffed anything. "I couldn't smell anything but Garlic Butter Pam for a month" *lol*
Now for random thoughts:
Regis Philbin needs to be terminated, because if he isn't forced to, he will never stop.
Who actually gets scabbies anyway?
What the hell is up with this whole Jack White and Rene Zellweger hooking up thing? He's so gritty and she just looks like she's been stung by a bee and forgot her epipen at Starbucks.
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Regis Philbin and Dick Clark both need to be "terminated"... They've lived a far too long. Especially Clark.
If by scabbies you mean that crazy body lice shtis... every couple years my old high school's geo class went on a trip thru AB and BC, staying in hostels the whole time.. Wellll one year (not my year thankfully) the class went to a hostel where, not only were the sheets not washed well enough, but they just kinda all sat together waiting to be washed.. They ALL got scabbies. It was really funny for us when they got back cause as soon as they arrived they were all quarentined, thier clothes and sleeping bags boiled and they all had to wear hospital gowns home with garbage bags over the seats... Funny but sad at the same time.
Zellweger and White
anywho, sorry for the rant and welcome!!
Whatup martinitheace, you're so very right, Dick Clark is awful. It's like he's stayed alive this long just to mock the average life expectancy, or God, one or the other. He must have made some kind of unholy pact, either that or he's a robot. I'm still laughing about the scabbies, although that must have sucked big time. No one looks hot in a hospital gown. Thanks for the welcome.