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We took pictures together this weekend, it was pretty nice.


What else went on? oh i got this book (haha i typed boob at first instead of book and it made me laugh. im so peter griffin sometimes.) from Tower records called Vice. it is now my idol. well, the guy who writes the captions under the pictures. if you ever have read the book or magazine (its a mag too) you'd know what i mean.

So we went to visit my aunt too. (all this stuff im writing you guys are like "wow thats neat..." and can basically only say that to it but im telling you anyway.) and my cousin too. my cousin is 25 and she is pretty and is a vegitarian and a hippie and lived in an old abandoned school bus for a year and everything!!! dude shes my idol too. everyone is actually. even you. yes you.

Oh kaaaay. let me read you just one caption to give you a taste at how funny this dude is. maybe two. ok im opening the book. now there is this picture of a guy from behind and all you see is some messed up looooong ass dreads. like how they SHOULDNT look. (like to his ankles and matted and grey..ew). anyway the caption reads: All your bad secrets. everything you've ever done that you want to forget. every silent fart you've ever had. it's all in his hair. it's all in his bread dread portable bed that he carries everywhere he goes. that and billions and billions of tiny bugs.
hah. ok one more. maybe two.
this picture is of an old bum with rags and scary glasses smoking a cig looking quite cool. the caption reads: "Don't no motherfuckers do anything in this town without talking to Captain Garbage first. i run the garbage in this town. if you got a problem with your garbage-somethin' you cant fix, well, you come have a sit down here with me in this garbage and im-a handle it. simple as that."

ok seriously one more little one.

this is a pic of... well the caption on this one says it all really: I know what you're saying. you just said 'oh shit'. me too. we've got a gold scarf ponytail-holder, a receding dye job, no pants, a woman's winter coat, black leather gloves, and 11 alligator horns. he is Grandma Man gone crazy gay Hollywood.

oh i love this man. there is a thick ass book i have here. FULL of this hilariousness. buy it. shhhhh... just buy it.