Monday Oct 03, 2005

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Today I was driving home from work and I looked in my rear view mirror, and a girl was digging up her nose, wiggling her finger around and around furiously. Then she pulled it out, looked at it, and wiped it on the ceiling of her car.
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kroh:
No it's not porn, it's kind of a chick flick, but amazingly good.
wardy:
its easy to fall asleep after a couple drinks, but i've relied on that too long...

i like picking my nose blatantly in public...i'm a sicko, i get off on shit like that.. smile

Thursday Sep 29, 2005

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I am getting pissed off at my job. I just started a month ago and I already want to quit. Good times, good times.
I would like it if some rich, STD-free man offered to marry me and then I could take any job I want and not have to worry about the money. Or even better, I wish my boyfriend would get rich and...
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undershaker:
So, what variety of case(s) do you manage? W2? AODA rehab.?

Is your univ. background, if you have such, in social work/sociology?

Just curious... As I work in social welfare as well.
undershaker:
Meaning, something governmental - family court, child support, child-care, or...?

Or, meaning non-profit - community advocates, umos, maximus, or some such...?

Thursday Sep 22, 2005

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Well, Talk Like a Pirate Day was a huge success. The best joke I heard was this one: What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Anyone have a guess?

So... I don't really like my new job much. I don't know if I have given it a fair try yet, but it's nothing like my old job, which I loved. I'm sad.


ARRR!!!
kroh:
Only thing I can think of is some combination of 4 pirates and alcohol.

Where do you work?
saintfirky:
is the answer "arrrrr!"?

Friday Sep 16, 2005

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international talk like a pirate day is coming up on monday!

also, i am getting a new tattoo next weekend... i have three ideas that i have been unable to narrow down to one. yeah, i'm one of those people who can't make decisions.

ARRR!!!
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apexxx:
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ARRR!!!
danhazelton:
im still crackin up from that joke over here!!!!

Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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I went to a wedding last night for my ex-boss. I'm definitely anti-electric slide, but only because nobody every taught me how to do it, so rather than looking stupid or admitting I don't know the steps, I just declare my hatred for it and fold my arms and stay in my chair.
If I ever get married, no electric slide, I PROMISE.
But I'll...
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squire:
Speech? Oh shit . . . . eeek
kroh:
yeah, I'm using roommates.com right now, cpet the bastards want me to upgrade to get any form of communication to people.

Saturday Aug 27, 2005

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I met this guy at jcpenney last night who was the ACTUAL 40-year-old virgin... the classic nerd, but not in the hipster way. he had greasy black hair combed over to one side, and pants up to his nipples like steve urkel, with a tightly tucked-in polo shirt. he had the posture of an orangutan, pot-belly jutted forward and shoulders slumped, but his skin was...
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squire:
You can have whatever you want, dear.

Heh. My name is in your profile. No its not "menstrual." tongue
squire:
Why just those two? It could also be Pedro, Elvis, Conor, or Adam!

I'm pretty much selling out to do more "corporate" type of work instead of the mostly criminal work I do right now. But its not like I do the criminal work for free anyway, so I guess its really not "selling out." But I'll be defending companies and whatnot instead of criminals. And, frankly, I'm more comfortable with the criminals. wink

Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

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i got a new job, i got a new job!
quite soon i'll be rich.. muahahaha!
apexxx:
then you can take over the world! kiss

Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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I just got back from a week in florida with my boyfriend. we drank a lot, swam a lot, and slept a lot. we also chased lizards... heheh.
i feel so depressed being back in milwaukee... i am seriously considering shirking all of my responsibilities and going back!
squire:
Heh. Did let the lizards bite your ear lobes and then wear them as earrings? 'Cause that's hella fun.

Tuesday Jul 26, 2005

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I am waging war with time warner cable.

also, i had a job interview that went well, so pretty soon i may be making more money AND working closer to home! yay!

finally, i am getting my hair chopped off tomorrow. wish me luck! ARRR!!!
inmalmedy:
kudos to your endeavors, and as wanted, goodluck! smile
squire:
I hope you win your war for all our sakes.

Sunday Jul 17, 2005

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I am watching the air show in Milwaukee right this moment, and it is fucking awesome. I saw it yesterday, too... I hope everyone from Milwaukee got to see it. I now think pilots are sexy...
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squire:
Yeah, that was kinda neato, wasn't it? I watched from my friend's roof here downtown. I was trying to take a nap on Sunday and those damn Blue Angels woke me to what sounded like Afganistan.
mrsinist3r:
Ya i'm going to Oshkosh next weekend should be cool. Just moved to Madison, i fix helicopters does that work biggrin

Sunday Jul 10, 2005

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i went swimming today with my boyfriend at my parents house and got a nice tan. what's interesting is that we invited some friends, one happened to be my 16-yr-old brother's high school english teacher... my brother was weirded out, but i think he enjoyed peeking at her in a bikini. love
squire:
Got it made . . . got it made . . . got it made . . . he's hot for teacher! smile
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