Oh man, whatta weekend! Where to start?
I went to this 24 hour party in the 9th ward on Aprils Fools Day with my friend Blake. It was boring for the most part. I barely recognized anyone there. Lots of drunk Bohos and their starved pets hanging out around the campfire. Blake, who spends most of the time in a drug induced stupor, woke up from the tree stump he was passed out on and told me that a) he wanted to get laid and b) he wanted to drop some acid. We made an evaluation of the situation and decided that it was no use trying to find tail (at least Blakes kind) or drugs other than pot at the party, so we left.
He made call to a girl that he had slept with before once we got back to his place. She came back with tabs of acid and two of her friends. Although all three were someone attractive, they were all still in high school and very underaged. The acid had but a mild effect and I declared it rather bogus. Disgruntled, I excused myself to Blakes bedroom where he had a cot set up for I had a very important test in the afternoon. An hour later I wake to the sounds of light laughter, grunting and skin slapping. I stick my head through the window to investigate and by George what do I see? Nothing but a FREAKIN ORGY!!! I drown my eyeballs in the image so I could preserve this moment in my memory forever but due to the drugs and alcohol taken since then I can only recollect general thing slipping in and out of damp slots.
Then I went back to bed. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the anti-Penthouse Forum letter: I Slept Through an Orgy!
Word to the Wise: No matter how weak the hallucinogenic you claim is, do not take it the night before your midterm make up. Your pen is likely to turn into a serpent mid test.
Yet to come: I Saw Soup Girl Trippin' Balls, I Think I'm Going Crazy and NolaSG Meetup: "Do I Really Look Like I Would Mug You?"
Stay Tuned...
I went to this 24 hour party in the 9th ward on Aprils Fools Day with my friend Blake. It was boring for the most part. I barely recognized anyone there. Lots of drunk Bohos and their starved pets hanging out around the campfire. Blake, who spends most of the time in a drug induced stupor, woke up from the tree stump he was passed out on and told me that a) he wanted to get laid and b) he wanted to drop some acid. We made an evaluation of the situation and decided that it was no use trying to find tail (at least Blakes kind) or drugs other than pot at the party, so we left.
He made call to a girl that he had slept with before once we got back to his place. She came back with tabs of acid and two of her friends. Although all three were someone attractive, they were all still in high school and very underaged. The acid had but a mild effect and I declared it rather bogus. Disgruntled, I excused myself to Blakes bedroom where he had a cot set up for I had a very important test in the afternoon. An hour later I wake to the sounds of light laughter, grunting and skin slapping. I stick my head through the window to investigate and by George what do I see? Nothing but a FREAKIN ORGY!!! I drown my eyeballs in the image so I could preserve this moment in my memory forever but due to the drugs and alcohol taken since then I can only recollect general thing slipping in and out of damp slots.
Then I went back to bed. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the anti-Penthouse Forum letter: I Slept Through an Orgy!
Word to the Wise: No matter how weak the hallucinogenic you claim is, do not take it the night before your midterm make up. Your pen is likely to turn into a serpent mid test.
Yet to come: I Saw Soup Girl Trippin' Balls, I Think I'm Going Crazy and NolaSG Meetup: "Do I Really Look Like I Would Mug You?"
Stay Tuned...
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great meeting you, man. sorry i didn't get to talk that much, it's kind of hard to hang out at work. what with the huge bar between me and the rest of the world, and all those silly folks demanding that i do my job and serve them booze. heh. but now that i'm officially unemployed, i should have an open-ended schedule (albeit a thinner wallet).
so.
see ya at the next meet-up?
-Hyena.
Were they aware that you woke up?