So. Less than 24 hours after my car was stolen (from right outside my apartment), someone shoots off a gun about ten feet outside my bedroom window. I'm kind of afraid to leave my apartment at this point. Fortunately Ryan, Marge, JuniorDeputy, and some other people were over when it happened, so I wasn't freaking out all by myself. Still. It was an...
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mistersatan:
Please, PLEASE move.
marge:
I am buying you a tazer.
So yesterday this transvestite comes into my work and orders some coffee. A pretty normal transaction, all things considered, until she tells me she needs it because she's having bowel problems. At which point she leans in and says, "I'll tell you a little secret. I'm used to having anal intercourse on a regular basis, and I just don't care for dildos when I can't...
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obd:
damn! I'm sorry to hear about your auto.
juniordeputy:
YES! You should totally ride to vaca with me on sunday. Let's get all cute 
My roommate's been out of town, and I was supposed to take care of his fish while he was gone. He spent all day yesterday with his head buried in the rocks. I was worried about him, but when I poked him he swam around, so I figured he was just napping or something. Then someone said he was probably just cold, so I left...
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juniordeputy:
Aw. Thank sweetheart. I'm okay. Just a small case of the plague. 
Call me, we should hang out on thursday if you're off.
Call me, we should hang out on thursday if you're off.
unravled:
Can you send me Jackie's address again? I can't find it.
I just went to my last class ever. A week from today I have my last final ever. It feels really weird. Actually, it feels like it should feel really weird, but it really hasn't sunk in, so it doesn't.
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omeganightmare:
ummm hay.....
WE MISS YOU!!!!
come out to play...or atleast invite us to your work for foods
WE MISS YOU!!!!
come out to play...or atleast invite us to your work for foods
lobster_mobster:
I miss your sexy ass... and the rest of you as well.
*Sings, off key and at top volume* Where, oh where has my Beccapants gone...? Oh where, oh where can she be...?
*Sings, off key and at top volume* Where, oh where has my Beccapants gone...? Oh where, oh where can she be...?
I got a dog!
Well, kind of. Tonight we were closing up at work and all of a sudden this dog ran in the back door. I picked him up and he had tags and everything, so I called his owner and left a message. I know they'll probably call me back tomorrow and come get him but I keep thinking how nice it would...
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Well, kind of. Tonight we were closing up at work and all of a sudden this dog ran in the back door. I picked him up and he had tags and everything, so I called his owner and left a message. I know they'll probably call me back tomorrow and come get him but I keep thinking how nice it would...
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unravled:
Yeah, that's fine. Just call me when you get here and I'll get up.
juniordeputy:
aw. lame. i'm sorry becca. that sure is going to be a bit of a fun kill. i wanna play with becca. but i guess my newly broke up with self has was more time on my hands... so i have time for becca. we will work something out.
Not having a computer sucks. I swear I haven't been ignoring you guys, it's just hard to get online.
Other than that, though, life is good.
Other than that, though, life is good.
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obd:
we'll be here when things are easier.
koala:
I didn't have internet for two weeks or so when I first moved into my new place, and it was so hard for me. It's pretty pathetic how much I depend on computers and the internet! 
Well, I guess we are going to try to work it out. Guys are retarded. But well see how it goes.
Thank you all for all the niceness. It really meant a lot, and made me feel a lot better while it was all going on.
My computer hasnt turned on for like five days now. I keep stealing my roommates computer when hes not...
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Thank you all for all the niceness. It really meant a lot, and made me feel a lot better while it was all going on.
My computer hasnt turned on for like five days now. I keep stealing my roommates computer when hes not...
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lemonkid:
Sounds like it's all peaches 'n gravy.
obd:
you're the only one that noticed ...
Every night, every night alone with you
Every night alone now
Every night alone now
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mistersatan:
If he was that good, he wouldn't have broken up with you.
obd:
keep your head up.
keep your head up.
I broke my laundry room key in half trying to unlock the door. Then I broke my cell phone in half trying to climb through the window. It was just not my day.
Anyway, I'm phoneless for a couple days, so this is the only way to reach me. Bleh.
Anyway, I'm phoneless for a couple days, so this is the only way to reach me. Bleh.
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heterochromia:
You really have to work your ass off at Rick's! I'd be exhausted after an hour. (I'd also weigh about 800 pounds after sneaking bites of everything...it's all soooooo goooooood!)
juniordeputy:
looks like not having a cell phone is pretty popular these days.
I did not get fired. I got a raise instead. Go me.
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omeganightmare:
raise huh?.....sounds like yah can afford that bodyguard now....HINT HINT!!! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!...I mean....ummm...I got to go..... later.
toez:
Congratulations on your raise! That's so awesome!
And thank you so much for your congrats on my news as well!
And thank you so much for your congrats on my news as well!