becca_____

Guys who treat drinking like a sport irritate me more than anything else on earth.* Treat it like a hobby, treat it like a full time job for all I care, but not a fucking sport. You know what I mean? Like, the kind of guy who always wants to play a drinking game and then shouts a lot about how everyone needs to play better, because he wants to drink more. If you want to drink, then fucking drink. Just stop talking about it! It's not interesting, it's not fun, it's not impressive. So shut the fuck up and pound your beer already.

*Disclaimer: This is a lie. There are many many things that irritate me more than this. This is just number one for the moment.