So last night i was at Bradley's apartment with a handful of people. We were all wasted. Brad made a pizza and it fell to the bottom of the oven. Being the hero that i am, i was like "oh, i got it. give me the spatula thing." So i proceed to hit various parts of my arm and hand on the inside of the VERY hot oven, until i finally got that damn pizza. I have 6 burns. 4 blisters, 2 just look like cuts. That's commitment. And why I am a badass. hahaha